Which is worse.

[Memento Mori]

Similar to this or that.

This time, suggest two horrible situations for someone to find themselves in, or something of the same ilk, and they have to decide which is worse. Then post your own.

Falling a very long distance to your death, or drowning?

[Alex]

Drowning.

Being raped, or watching a loved one being raped?

[Hippopotamus]

watching a loved one being raped.


watch Oprah or watch Dr. Phil

[Alex]

Watching Dr.Phil.

Cutting off your leg, or cutting off all fingers from one hand?

[Hippopotamus]

cutting off all fingers from one hand

experiencing Saw in real life or experiencing Texas Chainsaw Massacre in real life

[Alex]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, because if you're remotely smart, you won't get slaughtered.

Getting aids, or getting cancer?

[Hippopotamus]

Auch, difficult one..

Getting aids

The news that AB is gone or the news that World War 3 is about to begin

[Alex]

AB being gone. World War 3'll be a blast.

Being raided by the RIAA, or being punched three times with brass knuckles?

[Memento Mori]

Brass knuckles, 'cause it's guaranteed that it will hurt.

Crapping a melon or pissing an apple?

[Alex]

Fuck that's difficult.
Uh...
I'd piss an apple. I might actually live through that.

Going through life without a cock but you find love, or having one but never getting a sexual partner/lover?

[Hippopotamus]

Going through life without a cock

Having a cock as nose or having a c**t as face

[Alex]

Cock as a nose, because I could probably get plastic surgery on that fucker. A c**t as a face? How are you going to turn a gash into a fully-formed figure?

Die as a young, much-hyped sports superstar, or live to be 100 as an average joe.

[Hippopotamus]

Die as a young, much-hyped sports superstar.. Don't wanna die young

Being deaf or being blind

[Alex]

Being deaf. I love reading, and I like watching TV. It makes me feel happy.

Being smart, but tortured, or stupid, but happy?

[TombStone]

Stupid and happy, so i wont have to change *whipes drool from keyboard*



Live with STD's all your life, or getting puched in the face 5 times a day for the rest of your life?

[ReggaetonInc]

punched in the face 5 times
at least i can have sex!


havign a short penis(e.g 1.3 inches) but can last long or having a long penis but cant last at all (e.g 30 seconds)

[RubberSoul]

Long one.
Having an orgasm every 5 minutes or never orgasming again?

[ReggaetonInc]

i think i'll go with never cause if i aint gunna bust well surely shes going to bust lmao


poopie or pee pee

[yetimeister]

pee pee



2 girls 1 cup or lemonparty?

[Hippopotamus]

Don't know lemonparty, should I check it out? (probably not)

amputate leg or arm

[Memento Mori]

Check it out. It's hilarious.

http://lemonparty.org/

Anyway...

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Leg.

Lose....

An eye or A hand?

[TombStone]

You fucking dickhead, my food almost came up. Never wanna see that again, thought i was gonna see some singing lemons or something.

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Neither, i'd rather lose my memory right now lol.


Sprinkle boiled water in your eyes, or tase your balls?

[yetimeister]

boiled water, it wouldnt hurt near as long..


You fucking dickhead, my food almost came up. Never wanna see that again, thought i was gonna see some singing lemons or something.

hahaha. thats good stuff


MAC or PC?

[imported_James]

mac, i couldn't live with just one mouse button T_T

having something you don't want or wanting something you can't get?

[RubberSoul]

Having something I don't want.
Getting your teeth pulled, or a Uwe Bowle Movie marathon?

[Memento Mori]

No idea what the second one entails, but the Teeth is almost certainly worse.

Having to shave a geriatric's twat, or shave a geriatric's balls.

[Slashe50]

The balls would be disgusting.

Vigorously chew a battery or eat 20 five-pound weights?

[Il-Problemo]

Weights.

Coming home and finding your mum being fucked in the bum over the kitchen table, or biting into an apple to find its rotten and has a maggot inside it?

[kenz]

fucked in the bum, my mum dont like anal

havin to watch lemon party^ or two girl one cup

[xeno6919]

Two girl one cup, at least it has women :-p

Camaros or Mustangs?

[Slashe50]

(This is which is worse^)

The new Mustangs aren't that good.

Rip out your own stomach, or having your tongue cut off?

[Off the Heezay]

rip out your stomach >.<

shoot yourself in the face or shoot your best friend in the face
with a nail gun

[Slashe50]

Shooting yourself is definitely worse.

Loud, consistent noise, or regular volume, annoying noise?

[Memento Mori]

The definition of noise is an annoying or unpleasant sound, so the loud one would obviously be worse.

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Having someone take a slightly blunt axe to your shin (once), or having somebody stub your toes with a sledgehammer?

[Slashe50]

Shin. At least you don't need the toes.

Stabbing yourself, or stuffing a lit lamp in your eye?

[Toast]

Just the thought of a sharp, metal object being plunged into myself isn't all fine and dandy.

Truth or Dare?

[soulpimp]

Dare. truth is just abit scary sometime like finding out your best friend is a bisexual

Doing 500 fat chicks or 1 REALLY fat chick

[Slashe50]

Please. No 500-somes for me.

Wite out or White out?

[Toast]

White out.

Waffle or Pancake?

[Kenshi]

tough...id say if the waffle is home made then waffle

hahah i had this post messed up for the longest time.

crispy or crunchy?

[Memerex_man]

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused::confused:

[Slashe50]

I think I'll go with :confused:.

:D or :)?

[Memerex_man]

:D
Dying doing oral or dying doing anal

[Slashe50]

Dying doing anal.

Getting electrocuted or suffocated?

[Kenshi]

ive never been seriously electrocuted, im guessing they are equally as bad, but ill have to say suffocated. because you have a lot of time to think "im fuckin dying,shit"

stabbed in the hand or foot?

[Slashe50]

Stabbed in the foot, I want to play guitar after.

Slowly dying of nuclear radiation, or surviving a nuclear explosion only to become the forerunner of a mutant human race?

[Kenshi]

2nd one

smokin 2 bowls, or one joint?

[mrstrange]

One big fat joint.

Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on.

[Kenshi]

pissed off, i just explained this then deleted it not thinking. so im not doing it again,


getting slapped in the face by a girl or punched in the face by a guy?

[Memento Mori]

The punch is worse. A slap ain't gonna do sod all, unless you're really unlucky and get an acrylic nail through the eyeball. A punch at least stands a chance of a broken eyesocket, or something.

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Losing your cock (no sex), or losing your balls (no testosterone, no kids)?

[Slashe50]

Punched by a guy.

Oxy-Clean or Oxymoron?

[Kenshi]

oxy moron

nipple pinched, or dick tipped?

[deraleek]

dick tipped.

stuck in the snow with nothing to wear or stranded in the desert with no legs?

[Kenshi]

snow with nothing to wear

on the roof in a tornado, or in the basement during a hurricane?

[stereoblind]

on the roof in a tornado.

getting trampled by an underground wave of hippies,
or getting molested by your 50 yr old college professor who happens to be a male?

[greddie]

damn tooooo quick for me....

trampled by hippies.

running out of booze, or running out of weed

[Kenshi]

running out of weed

damn, i was selecting what i thought was better not worse. so my last post was incorrect, oh well.

getting slapped by a girl or punched by a man? btw this is in THA FACE!

[greddie]

slapped by a girl. ive had both and the first hurts less.

having both your ankles broke misery styles ...or... having both your thumbs cut off

[Kenshi]

damn.... you need to read the book greddie, much better and in the book she strait takes an ax and chops his feet off. i'd say thumbs cut off, but it really depends on how they are cut off. but i would prefer to have my thumbs.

hit by a car, or a boat(while your in the water)?

[Slashe50]

Car. You have more of a chance of living there, and I don't want to live wounded.

Eating a poison mushroom or eating a chunk of wood?

[Kenshi]

wow, can you even eat a chunk of wood? i guess i would say eating a poison mushroom. cuz living is nice.

getting a keyboard over the head, or getting a roundhouse kick to the sternum by chuck norris?

[greddie]

any form of physical punishment by chuck norris is worse than any keyboard related injury, but it would be nice to say yu had been roundhouse kicked by him.

tripping without realising you've taken a hallucinogen or actually going mad and seeing things

[Kenshi]

actually going mad and seeing things

punched by mic tyson or kicked by bruce lee?

[Slashe50]

Punched by Mike Tyson. There's a chance you'll lose something more than teeth, and it's not blood.

Getting twelve splinters, or twelve paper cuts?

[greddie]

twelve paper cuts, splinters u can wiggle out

dropping a hammer on your toe, or banging you head on a corner

[Slashe50]

Banging your head. I like my brain cells fine where they are.

Dying of starvation or dying of thirst?

[greddie]

dying of thirst, youd be all dry and shit :( bad look

christmas being cancled or santa dead from aids?

[TombStone]

Christmas being cancelled, Santa dying from aids would mean next christmas is cheaper cause the kids wont expect gifts.


Walking barefeet through rusty diseaseinfested thumbtacks for 2 minutes, or getting your dick pierced 20 times.

[Slashe50]

Depends on what disease. If it's smallpox, fine. I got my shots, and I can get some skin grafts. :lol:

Waking up to find that your roommate has surgically implanted a bomb in your intestines or waking up to find your roommate surgically implanted in your intestines?

[greddie]

waking up to find a person inside you would be powerfull weak.

getting forked in the leg or getting sporked in the face

[Cacteur]

I'd go for a good old face sporking meself. You can't wipe fork holes away with a bit of bog roll.. :evil3:

Muslim extremists or America's Christian right..... ?? :rockthrow:

[greddie]

hmmm, id rather go for neither, im very un-religious, as in i think its all a big joke. but christian i guess as some of my family are christian.

yoghurt coated strawberry or chocolate coated peanuts

[Slashe50]

I personally have yogurt products except for yogurt itself.

2-bit .wav file or 96 kbps .mp3?

[greddie]

what kinda yoghurt product do you have then?

ill go for the mp3 one, altho both r pretty poo

<edit> opps thought this was the this or that thread.


getting snowed in, or snowed under