Riddle me this, Riddle me that....

[Chris Kilds]

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... This is something anyone can get!

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... This is something that I can get now but I can't get later?

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... This can fit in a envelope, and it can't be duplicated.....

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... This is priceless I don't wont to lose it!

What do I need to keep it?

[Rudolf]

Riddle hurts my head.......... cannot take it any more.........changing.....aarrrhhhhhhhh


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1501/hulkia7.gif

[Memento Mori]

We have a riddle thread somewhere else, I believe. If, as it appears, this is a riddle, may I suggest that this thread be merged into the other one.

[Rudolf]

We have a riddle thread somewhere else, I believe. If, as it appears, this is a riddle, may I suggest that this thread be merged into the other one. if you can find the internal link, let me know :)

[Chris Kilds]

wow retell..... riddle..... i speak so much slang if fuck my spelling

[shifted]

dude im lost man. just give me the answer. lol

[The_Führer]

macbook air? xD it fits in an envelope,priceless dunno bout duplicate >.<

[Chris Kilds]

I can get one now..... and i can still get one later.... Nope thats not it Führer

[The_Führer]

thinks....
thinks....
thinks....
Headache....
thinks....
thinks....
thinks....
Major Headache...
thinks....
thinks....
thinks....
.....

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[Chris Kilds]

ahh come it need to be cheap..... i can get it now, but i cant get it later..... It priceless....

What do i need to prove that i mine if somebody tries to take it or duplicate it?

[shifted]

a joint?

money?

im thinking it is some weed lol

[clh3785]

your v card.
haha

ui have no clue

[The_Führer]

driver's license identity card? Dx

[Chris Kilds]

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... The Führer has found what i to find.... but he has more than i need!

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... the person i not priceless.... maybe, maybe not?

Riddle me this, riddle me that.... This can say a thousand words.... all I need is just one!

This is something that I can get now.... but I can't get later.... !!

[Rudolf]

Make the bad riddle go away

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1305/smiles407dw9.gif

[Chris Kilds]

Oh come on Rudi its a picture

[shifted]

oh fuck. ur good man!! cos i would have never thought that!!

[Rudolf]

That was my next guess :D

[Chris Kilds]

The Führer was the closest, all he needed was to think a little simpler

[Rudolf]

There is nothing simple about The Führer :D

[shifted]

I am impressed by Chris' intellect here, very well thought.

It is always the simple stuff that most people miss out on.. as we grow up we tend to always look for the details, where as as kids we don't know anything but simpleness.

:)

[clh3785]

but a picture can be duplicated...

[Memento Mori]

But then it's a copy, not the original.

[The_Führer]

There is nothing simple about The Führer :D

:eek: really? :rolleyes:

[Rudolf]

:eek: really? :rolleyes:

Your a deep thinker :D

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8426/thinker1cn8.png

[shifted]

but a picture can be duplicated...

But then it's a copy, not the original.

Yes, and you only have ONE opportunity to take that photo in that time.. not one second later.

So it cannot be duplicated in that sense.

[Chris Kilds]

I have thank each and anyone of you for helping me out on this.

I the answer popped in my head as soon as The_Führer said "driver's license identity card"

[Rudolf]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9285/thankyousc6.gif

What's the next one :D

[Chris Kilds]

ill think of think of another one for ya

[The_Führer]

dang i dont like hard riddles with simple answers now xD >.<

[kip0130]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[clh3785]

no clue

[Memento Mori]

I know it, so I shall refrain from posting.

[Rudolf]

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

[Chris Kilds]

the man didnt say anything!

[Memento Mori]

What can go up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

[Kenshi]

MM that is kinda confusing, but.......i dont know what it is.

[Memento Mori]

If you don't work it out, it will definitely click when you read the answer.

[Rudolf]

An umbrella

[Rudolf]

I have a little house in which I
live all alone. It has no doors or
windows, and if I want to go out I
must break through the wall.

[xeno6919]

A moth in a cocoon.

[Rudolf]

No banana :(

[GenesisDecep]

a safe

[Slashe50]

Is it man made?

[Rudolf]

No, its not man made

[Slashe50]

What is the actual question? What are we supposed to be figuring out?

[Rudolf]

I have a little house in which I
live all alone. It has no doors or
windows, and if I want to go out I
must break through the wall.

What is the actual question? What are we supposed to be figuring out?


It's a riddle :)

[Slashe50]

Oh oh oh oh I know know! It's a chicken in an egg!

[Slashe50]

If it's not right, here's another anyways.

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

[ozosborn]

The Truth?

[greddie]

silence :)

[Slashe50]

Yepper.

[greddie]

sorry, i know i was meant to post one but i dont know any cept the old classic.

the more you take away from it
the bigger it gets

[smanb]

A hole

[greddie]

you calling me an a hole?! what thats not very.... oh yeah, the answer!!! you are right:evillaugh:

[Cacteur]

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I? :tumbleweed:

[smanb]

cool, I don't usually get things like that right.... As far as cacteur's riddle, It's to deep for me.

[Memento Mori]

I know the answer, so I'll leave it for someone to work out.

[Slashe50]

It must be nothing, only thing that makes sense.

[Cacteur]

It must be nothing, only thing that makes sense.

Why you clever little bastard. I'm fucking well impressed slashe. :thumbsup:

Your turn?

[greddie]

ahhh, see i was thinking an instant death, but yeah eating nothing is not gonna do u any good in the long run

[msibongz]

Some more of these plz..........

[Slashe50]

A few:

I pass before the sun, but make no shadow. What am I?

How can you rearrange the words new door to make it into one word? Only one possible solution.

[greddie]

new door = one word... take the first 'o' out of door, stick it in front of 'new' stick a space after the 'e' and then put the 'd' to the back.

[Slashe50]

Ding.

[Cacteur]

A few:

I pass before the sun, but make no shadow. What am I?
..........

Sunshine?......... maybe??? :naughty:

[Slashe50]

Nope, not sunshine.

[Memento Mori]

Night?

[greddie]

oh thats a good answer

[Slashe50]

Nope. :^_^:

Although those could work, that's not the answer I'm looking for.

[Memento Mori]

Air?

[Slashe50]

Ehh, I'll give that to you. It was wind.

Your turn.

[Memento Mori]

Meh. I can't think of any that I know, and I can't be arsed to look one up. Go ahead whoever wants to.

[msibongz]

i get headaches wheneva i try thinkin of answers and i feel stupid when answers are revealed!

[Cacteur]

i get headaches wheneva i try thinkin of answers and i feel stupid when answers are revealed!

:D We all do bro, we just all too pussy to admit it. :D

[Cacteur]

Forward I am heavy

Backward I am not.

What am I? :invis:

[iwshsmc21]

Forward I am heavy

Backward I am not.

What am I? :invis:

a ton

[Cacteur]

a ton

Awww crap... :o That was quick. Is that why no-one plays this?

OK, "Why can't you take a photo of an Indian woman with hair curlers?" :naughty:

[iwshsmc21]

Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses?

[Memento Mori]

At first I thought Mars, as I know they name craters there after towns. At least, I think it's Mars, and not the Moon. Anyway, I don't think that is actually right now, however.

[FUBAR]

my totally tasteless guess is Haiti?

[FUBAR]

Cacteur.. cause she is wearing pants!

[greddie]

my totally tasteless guess is Haiti?

ouch....

i would have said the moon


and at cacteur... cos they dont curl their hair?

[Memento Mori]

my totally tasteless guess is Haiti?

:lmao:

[Cacteur]

@ Fubar and Greddie.... naaah. It's not that clever. :afro:

[Memento Mori]

Cacteur: Because you don't have a camera.

[FUBAR]

i was going for funny... clever and I usually dont happen in the same sentence

[kenz]

fubar that was epic

[Memento Mori]

My somewhat jokey answer I'm going to twist into a serious one. Is it because hair curlers aren't a camera?

And I'm still laughing at FUBAR's post. Post of the year by an absolute country fucking mile.

[Slashe50]

Post of the year by an absolute country fucking mile.

That... is probably going to be in next month's awards. Post of the Month. I like.

[FUBAR]

yah well, if ya cant be handsome, ya better be funny!

[iwshsmc21]

Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses?

The answer is: a map.

[FUBAR]

Haiti is on a map! see i wasnt that far off!

[xeno6919]

@Cacteur Because hair curlers can't take pictures, you need a camera to take pictures.

Edit: I just seen MM got it first actually.

[Cacteur]

@MM and xeno. Krekt. Told you it was weak as piss. :^_^:

[Memento Mori]

This one requires a lot of lateral thinking. Just warning you as otherwise you'd probably never get it (unless you know it already).

A man is in a room. It has a floor, a ceiling and four walls. The room is a perfect cuboid with no gaps in any side. There are no windows or doors. The walls, floor and ceiling are all solid concrete, several inches thick. There is no light in the room, and plenty of air. The room is also completely empty.

So, how does the man get out?

[greddie]

he transcends his physical state and glides through the concrete wall

[Memento Mori]

So close, and yet so unfathomably wrong.

[greddie]

he does from starvation (or goes mad and bangs his head against the wall, thus obtaining the same result, just with the addition of mass trauma) and his soul leaves the room

[Memento Mori]

Again, emphatically incorrect. He doesn't die.

[greddie]

is he a x-men?

[Memento Mori]

Nope. :p

Remember. Think laterally.

[xeno6919]

He doesn't get out.

[Memento Mori]

He does. :p

[xeno6919]

He has a satellite cell phone stashed up in his ass (cuz who doesn't these days) which he uses to call someone on the outside. And they get someone else to use a dozer to break down the walls, thus setting him free. NAILED IT!!!

[Memento Mori]

He has nothing on him (or in him).

[xeno6919]

He wakes up, because it was only a dream. Damn i'm good.

[Memento Mori]

He's wide awake.

[FUBAR]

he uses the door!

[Memento Mori]

No door. ;)

[greddie]

its in his mind, and he breaks down the walls as a metaphor for the doors of perception?

i dunno, this one has me pretty stumped, i keep trying to think of what it is he is in that has an obvious way out, i even drew a picture of a man in a box but it didnt really help

[Memento Mori]

Haha. As I said, it's lateral thinking. Think of alternative meanings to words, that's your clue.

[Slashe50]

Aww, I know the "There is a mirror and table" variant of this one.

He breaks in finger in half, two halves make a whole? :D

EDIT: Wait, if the room is completely empty, then how is he in there?

[Memento Mori]

You have part of the answer, but it's not what I have on the card.

[xeno6919]

He gets out the same way he got in.

[Memento Mori]

The room was built around him, for the sake of argument.

[greddie]

i dunno, i give up on this one, someone what is more clever than me will have to work it out..
but i have a new one:

I come in different sizes and shapes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me...
What am I?

[Memento Mori]

Well, seeing as Slashe posted the final stage, I'll reveal the full answer.

* Bored, he begins reciting his times tables.
* Wandering around in the dark, he bashes his knee on one of the tables, making it sore.
* He uses the saw to cut the table in half.
* Two halves make a whole.
* He climbs through the hole, and he is out.

[greddie]

Well, seeing as Slashe posted the final stage, I'll reveal the full answer.

* Bored, he begins reciting his times tables.
* Wandering around in the dark, he bashes his knee on one of the tables, making it sore.
* He uses the saw to cut the table in half.
* Two halves make a whole.
* He climbs through the hole, and he is out.

you said the room was completly empty?

[Memento Mori]

Aye, he recites his times tables. It's a lateral thinking puzzle, so the intangible table becomes tangible.

[FUBAR]

i still think he went out the door!

[greddie]

Aye, he recites his times tables. It's a lateral thinking puzzle, so the intangible table becomes tangible.

hmmm, i dont like that much :(


:)

[Slashe50]

Well, seeing as Slashe posted the final stage, I'll reveal the full answer.

* Bored, he begins reciting his times tables.
* Wandering around in the dark, he bashes his knee on one of the tables, making it sore.
* He uses the saw to cut the table in half.
* Two halves make a whole.
* He climbs through the hole, and he is out.

That's like the evil twin of the one I have. In the one I know it's

* Looks and the mirror and saw what he saw.
* Takes the saw and saws the table in half
* Two halves make a hole, and he climbs right through.

[xeno6919]

i dunno, i give up on this one, someone what is more clever than me will have to work it out..
but i have a new one:

I come in different sizes and shapes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me...
What am I?

My penis

[Drink_Gas]

this is completely off topic but that's hilarious that I'm quoted in your sig

I say xeno's penis

[greddie]

your right it is xenos penis, what a guess :)

[mexplayer83]

Don't Forget To Quote The Riddle That You Want To Answer

-1st Riddle

You do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it? what is it?

-2nd Riddle

I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?

-3rd Riddle

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

-4th Riddle

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

-5th Riddle

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

-6th Riddle

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

-7th Riddle

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

-8th Riddle

A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?

-9th Riddle

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

-10th Riddle

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

[Chris Kilds]

Don't Forget To Quote The Riddle That You Want To Answer

-1st Riddle

You do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it? what is it?

-2nd Riddle

I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?

-3rd Riddle

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

-4th Riddle

What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

-5th Riddle

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

-6th Riddle

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

-7th Riddle

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

-8th Riddle

A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?

-9th Riddle

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

-10th Riddle

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

-1st

your life

-2nd

the sun

-3rd

he has no hair on is head

-4th

wow

-5th

a river or a boby of water

-6th

5 times (easy)

-7th

they where wearing scuba gear

-8th

the tea came from the same sourse

-9th

something that thats has been used and as result made some else, like air you breath... go in something somes out somethingg else

-10th

a preacher of an Catholic Church

..... lame.. come on make me think

[greddie]

1st - your marbles
2nd - a dream
6th - once, then its not 25 n e more
7th - they all married
9th - ?
10th - priest

[mexplayer83]

I Will Give More People time to answer the riddles.

I will reveal the answers afterwards, if more people answer or if no more try to answer

[Memento Mori]

1.
2. Sleep/Dreams.
3. He's Bald.
4. I.
5. A River.
6. Once, as then you subtract 5 from 20.
7. None of them were single.
8.
9.
10. A Vicar/Priest

[greddie]

4th - mow

[mexplayer83]

Okay, I'm Revealing the answers


1:
You do not want to have it, but when you do have it, you do not want to lose it? what is it?
A Lawsuit.




2:
I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light. I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear. With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow. What I will show you will often be unreachable. Journey with me and what you see may haunt you. Journey with me and you may never want to return home. Journey with me and you will never know when it will end. What am I?
Your Dreams




3:
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man was bald!




4:
What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON




5:
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A River




6:How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only one time. After that, you would be subtracting from 20.




7:
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Because they were all married and not single.



8:
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet.




9:
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Counterfeit money.


10:
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
A priest.

[greddie]

nice, would never have got the answers to 8 or 9,but now i think, 8 is pretty obvious. good effort :)

i'll repost mine so u got a fresh one...


no one has said it yet... but looking at it now its pretty obvious, cant remember wherre i got it from

I come in different sizes and shapes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me...
What am I?

[mexplayer83]

Xeno's Vagina

err... I mean, Penis

[FUBAR]

his man-gina

[greddie]

its nothing to do with anyones sexual parts

[ozosborn]

I come in different sizes and shapes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me...
What am I?

impossible!!!!!

or maybe i'm too high

[greddie]

prolly the weed :)
but its not impossible, its crazy straightforward

[ozosborn]

a losely packed joint?

[Drink_Gas]

a puzzle piece homie

[greddie]

a puzzle piece homie

winner winner chicken dinner
:rock:

[Jop]

Edit:NVM. I post too quick and have too much time on my hands.

[greddie]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[mexplayer83]

Greddie, Wasn't this riddle told already :lol:?

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?


A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

Sorry for all the quotes :lmao:

[greddie]

ha ha ha , lol, i saw it on another site and thought it sounded good. i guess everyone else already thought it sounded good.

[Slashe50]

He said you'll sentence me to...