This or That?

[Memento Mori]

Simple. Choose which one you prefer, then post your own for someone else to choose.

A hearty meal, or a luscious dessert?

[Alex]

Hearty meal, any day.

Plump breasts, or plump butt?

[Noone]

butt, lol


getting shot or getting stabbed ?

[TombStone]

Getting shot.


Chop off a finger or hearing a loud beeping noise for a full decade?

[Alex]

Chop off a finger, easily.

Go to school or go to chuuuch? :cool:

[TombStone]

wow, that one gives me chills. I guess church so i can disrupt it and lecture about how believing in god is silly.


poo sandwich or pee soda?

[Memento Mori]

Pee Soda. The poo sandwich sounds repulsive.

Skeletal or Lardy?

[TombStone]

Lardy, i'd rather bounce than break.



4 quarters or one whole?

[Memento Mori]

4 quarters.

Big or small?

[fatuma]

big :P


pizza or pasta ?

[imported_James]

pizza!

GOOD or EVIL?

[fatuma]

Evil ;)


Car or Bike ?

[TombStone]

Bike


Drugs or Alcohol?

[imported_Monkey]

alcohol

HD DVD or Blu-Ray?

[fatuma]

HD DVD


beach or mountains ?

[Memento Mori]

Mountains.

Chalk or Cheese?

[fatuma]

cheese


PC or Laptop ?

[Memento Mori]

PC.

Drive or be driven.

[fatuma]

drive


family or friends ?

[Memento Mori]

Family.

Rabbits or newspaper?

[Alex]

Newspaper

Guns or sex?

[fatuma]

Sex ;)


Car or Bike ?

[Memento Mori]

Car.

[Food] Indian or Chinese?

[fatuma]

Indian :D


holiday....in Europe or Asia ?

[MiG]

europe

spiders or roaches

[Hippopotamus]

Asia, because I never been there
Although Europe is also nice

Music... Hard or soft?

[fatuma]

soft ;)


coffee or tea ?

[Hippopotamus]

Tea, I don't like coffee

Music or Movies?

[fatuma]

Music


day or night ?

[MiG]

night

chocolate or vanilla (the ultimate question)

[Alex]

Chocolate.

Eyes or Lips?

[MiG]

bad choice imo lol vanilla fa life

lips

warm or cold

[fatuma]

warm


sunshine or moonlight ?

[Alex]

Moonlight.
Word to the insomniac.

North America or Europe

[fatuma]

North America


freedom or war ?

[TombStone]

Freedom ofcourse.



Neverending music or neverending silence?

[Hippopotamus]

Neverending music

Lazy or Tired?

[imported_Monkey]

tired

school or work?

[fatuma]

work


basketball or football ?

[DR*ES*LA*MEJOR]

basketball

meat or vegetables?

[fatuma]

vegetables



sweet or salty ?

[Noone]

sweet

smoking or drinking?

[TombStone]

Drinking, no...smoking, no...drinking! What the fuck kind of question is that!?



Kill or be killed?

[Memento Mori]

Kill.......


Die or Cease to live?

[TombStone]

Cease to live.



Drown or burn alive?

[Hippopotamus]

Burn alive

no cash or no love

[Noone]

no cash

To be blind or to be fooled?

[RubberSoul]

Fooled.
Hockey or soccer.

[Noone]

soccer
rock or rap?

[Memento Mori]

Rock.

Rock or Hard Place?

[Noone]

hard place

sex or no sex :P ?

[DR*ES*LA*MEJOR]

sex

bananas or telephones? lol

[RubberSoul]

Telephones.
Hot Fuzz or Shaun Of The Dead?

[fatuma]

Shaun Of The Dead


Rocky or Rambo ?

[RubberSoul]

Tough one, I guess I'll go with Rocky.
Alien Or Predator?

[DR*ES*LA*MEJOR]

predator

erase-able (?) pen or pencil

[RubberSoul]

Pencil.
John Wayne Or Clint Eastwood?

[Noone]

John Wayne

hero or a villain? :P

[RubberSoul]

Hero.
The Godfather One Or Two?

[fatuma]

one


car or bike ?

[TombStone]

Bike

15 public bitchslaps or a papercut to the balls?

[fatuma]

a papercut to your balls :D


cat or dog ?

[Memento Mori]

Allergic to cats. Dogs piss me off. So neither. :p

Spend or Save?

[Noone]

Speeeend

Spring or fall?

[RubberSoul]

Spring.
Kenny or Spenny?

[Hippopotamus]

Kenny

South Park or Family Guy?

[Noone]

south park

science or religion?

[RubberSoul]

Religion.
Kool aid or tang?

[Hippopotamus]

Kool Aid

Sex or Love?

[fatuma]

love

kiss or hug ? ;)

[Hippopotamus]

Depends on the person/situation but if I have to choose.................

kiss

darkness or sunshine?

[fatuma]

sinshine

pizza or pasta ?

[Hippopotamus]

pizza fo sure

vegetables or fruit?

[fatuma]

fruits


bus or train ?

[Hippopotamus]

Train, hate busses

Noise or silence?

[fatuma]

noise...:)


rain or snow?

[Memento Mori]

Rain, but snow is better as a one off for a couple of days.

Hail or Sleet?

[fatuma]

sleet

work or holiday ?

[Noone]

holiday

nice girl or naughty girl? :P

[Memento Mori]

You. :p

House party or Big night out?

[Hippopotamus]

Big night out

Dancing or Chilling

[Noone]

dancing

liberal or conservative?

[Hippopotamus]

Liberal

Thinking or saying

[Noone]

saying

bitch or a whore :P ?

[Hippopotamus]

hmm whore
not to be a pervert, just don't like bitches

forum or msn?

[Noone]

msn

myspace or lastfm :P ?

[Memento Mori]

Last.fm.

Sex or mongoose?

[Noone]

sex

lol

Sex or chocolate?

[Hippopotamus]

difficult one; sex

Sex or Sleeping

[Noone]

sex

sex or porn :P ?

[Hippopotamus]

Sex
duh.

sex or milk?

[Noone]

sex

sex or sex?

[Hippopotamus]

Auch difficult one

I guess I have to pick the second one, although I really like the first one too....

Europe or America?

[Memento Mori]

Europe.

Toffee Apple or Candy Floss?

[RubberSoul]

Toffee apple sounds good.
George Orwell Or HG Wells.

[Je$t]

I chose neither, because I don't know who they are, lol.


Bar or hanging out drinking with friends?

[fatuma]

bar


dancing or chillin ?

[Memento Mori]

Chillin'.

Bold, Italics, or Underline?

[Je$t]

If I HAVE to use one of those, it's going to be bold.


White or Green?

[Memento Mori]

White. Green sucks.

Ridiculous or Preposterous?

[Je$t]

White. Green sucks.

Ridiculous or Preposterous?

THAT'S BLASPHEMOUS!

Ridiculous.

Crazy or Shy?

[Memento Mori]

Crazy.

In the words of Peter Griffin - No offence intended.

Black or Crippled?

[RubberSoul]

Black.
Cats or dogs.

[Noone]

cats

dead or bored :P ?

[TombStone]

hmmm, that's mind boggling. Bored i suppose



Wallet or Moneyclip?

[Memento Mori]

Wallet.

7'2 or 4'10?

[yetimeister]

7'2, who wants to be a legal midget?

new years or the 4th of july? (independence day if your not in the US)

[fatuma]

new years..even i have to work this day ;)


holiday at the beach or in the mountains ?

[TombStone]

Mountains


PC or Console

[fatuma]

PC

Bike or Quat ?

[c4m]

Bike or quad?
If it's quad, I'll take the bike. A motard, specifically.

Umm...

MP3 player or CD player?

[fatuma]

yes....Quat is the german word..sorry ;)

http://www.a-dingerkus.de/ZWEIRAD/ATV_-_QUAD/quat3.gif

mp3 player


Italian or greece food ?

[c4m]

Ahh, I see. Jeez, probably Italian. I haven't had much Greek. I like Pizza, though. Lol. I haven't experienced much food, other than the usual shit, except Mexican, love that stuff. Their women are fine, too.

Nice, quality headphones, or $10 earbuds?

[fatuma]

quality headphones


Nokia or Sony Ericsson ?

[Memento Mori]

Hmmm, old or new? I'll go new.

SE.

When waking up....

Early morning (but lots of time in the day), or Late morning (not so much time)?

[fatuma]

early morning :)


spend the weekend with friends..or rather alone ?

[c4m]

Friends.

Crizzled or baked?

[Noone]

baked

cold or hot?

[c4m]

They both have pros and cons. Um... I have to say hot. I love snowboarding, though. Hot, I think.

Repeat questions, or think up new ones? ;)

[fatuma]

think up new ones



stay in your country...or leave one day to live in another one ?

[Noone]

hmmm, this is a difficult one... I guess: stay in my country.

lips or eyes?

[fatuma]

oh so hard....thats the 2 things i look first for

i would say eyes...Eyes are the Mirror of the Soul ;)


marry someone with a different skin color or religion...or rather not ?

[kenz]

strange question lol. its not like i go out and look for someone of different religion or race.......so il say no

mp3 or CD

[fatuma]

not a strange question at all......my parents have different religions (christian and muslim)

mp3

skirt or pants :p

[kenz]

skirt

wot i mean is i dont consciously go out looking for someone of a different religion, i dont mind either way....i jus take whatevers there lol

relax on holiday / see the sights

[fatuma]

understand ;)

see the sights


house or flat ?

[Noone]

house

tea or coffee?

[RubberSoul]

Coffee.
Zombie movies or vampire movies?

[Noone]

vampire movies

jazz or blues?

[c4m]

Jazz.

Drive fast, or just cruise?

[Noone]

Drive fast

Blind or Paralyzed?

[ROBER-E]

blind

pierce your nipples or shave your head

[Noone]

pierce my nipples

tattoo or a piercing?

[RubberSoul]

Tattoo.
Drunk or high?

[fatuma]

Tattoo.
Drunk or high?


drunk:rolleyes:


cinema or dvd at home ?

[Memento Mori]

Cinema.

Two silver, or One gold.

[Noone]

silver

Being alone or being sad?

[fatuma]

beeing sad


marriage or open relationship ?

[TombStone]

hmm, i'm too jealous for an open relationship. Marriage.


Drink blood, or eat puke?

[Memento Mori]

Blood.

Breath pure fart, or drink pure urine?

[fatuma]

eew..what a question

Breath pure fart



live as farmer or as homeless person ?

[Memento Mori]

Farmer.

Become famous for a really bad reason, or go bankrupt.

[mabrymusic]

haha...become famous for a really bad reason....like...paris hilton or william hung...two complete wastes of life....


going all your life without having an orgasm or being amazing in bed?

[deraleek]

being amazing.
haha


fire alarm or alarm clock?

[TombStone]

hmmm, if i'll have to wake up anyway, i'd rather see my room isn't on fire.



3 nippletwisters or pull a nosehair?

[fatuma]

pull your nosehair :P




10 hour mathematic test or english test ?

[Hippopotamus]

10 hour english test

whole day school or the whole day work

[Memento Mori]

Work - You get paid, and it could be anything.

Never be sleepy or Never be hungry.

[fatuma]

mever be hungry..safe alot money :p


+40°C or -30°C ?

[Memento Mori]

+40. It's a lot closer to room temperature.

-40F or -40C?

[deraleek]

-40f.

chex or kix?

[fatuma]

kix


pizza or pasta ?

[deraleek]

pasta

NYC or LA?

[fatuma]

L.A.



America or europe ?

[deraleek]

ive never been to europe.
so i choose that.
haha.

watching sports or playing them?

[fatuma]

watching sport.....or play with wii :D...i am sooooooooo lazy :p


play football or basketball ?

[deraleek]

football

football or soccer?

[fatuma]

soccer

fruits or vegetables ?

[deraleek]

fruit.

rain or snow?

[fatuma]

hate both.....choose rain


roses or tulips ?

[deraleek]

tulip.

beach or forest?

[fatuma]

beach


fish or dolphin ?

[deraleek]

dolphin.

pirates or ninjas?

[fatuma]

pirates


car or bike ?

[deraleek]

bike

skiing or snowboarding?

[fatuma]

snowboarding


bed or sofa ?

[deraleek]

bed

warm or cold?

[fatuma]

warm


foreplay yes or no ? :p

[deraleek]

hahaha.
yes.

digital or traditional photography?

[fatuma]

digital


portraits or landscapes ?

[deraleek]

landscape

tv or movie?

[fatuma]

movie


coffee or tea ?

[deraleek]

coffee

soy or milk?

[fatuma]

milk



potatoes or rice ?

[deraleek]

potatoes mmmm

peas or carrots?

[fatuma]

carrots


beef or pork ?

[deraleek]

beef

tall or short?

[fatuma]

what? :p..........................tall



english or french ?

[deraleek]

french toast
haha

breakfast or dinner?

[fatuma]

both :D



day or night ?

[deraleek]

night.

morning person or ....not?

[fatuma]

night owl



sunshine or moonlight ?

[deraleek]

moonlight.

full moon or new moon?

[fatuma]

full moon


laughing or crying ?

[deraleek]

laughing.

comedy or drama?

[fatuma]

drama


western or action ?

[deraleek]

action.

cd or live?

[Memento Mori]

Depends.

Too fat or Too thin?

[TombStone]

Too fat


3 or 4?

[Noone]

3

black or white?

[dan]

white.

mcdonalds or burger king?

[TombStone]

White



STD or 2 broken fingers?

[dan]

2 broken figures.

baggy jeans or tight.

[mrsour]

tight.


blind or deaf?

[deraleek]

blind.

gauges of lip piercings?

[fatuma]

lip piercings



beer or whiskey ?

[Noone]

whiskey

cats or dogs?

[Memento Mori]

Neither.

Indian or Chinese.

[Je$t]

Chinese.

Listen to music or make your own?

[Memento Mori]

Listen.

Punch or Kick.

[mrsour]

kick

haha my bad

dine in or take out

[Memento Mori]

Your post is unfinished.

[exel]

rabbits? lol

iPod or Zune?

[Slashe50]

ZUNE!

Motorhead or Machine Head?

[The_Führer]

newspaper

downtown or uptown

[Chris Kilds]

uptown

having a lot of money (but people what to rob you) -or- the ability to make a lot of money by robbing people

[shux]

newspaper

shucks or shux

[Chris Kilds]

HAHA

Shucks

FaceBook or Myspace

[Slashe50]

Facebook, but I'm not too crazy about New Facebook.

EDIT: Whoa, I'm stupid. I forgot to put the second part.

Metallica or Megadeth?

[xeno6919]

Metallica (older stuff)

Lost or Heroes??? (hopefully not already been asked)

[Slashe50]

Heroes. I don't like Lost.

lamp post or lamp shade? (Don't ask.)

[Off the Heezay]

lampost pizzas right?

swim with mouth wide open in a swimming pool full of placentas
OR
roll down a hill hugging a three month old corpse, a big hill

[Slashe50]

Gah...
I guess I'll take the corpse... And take a shower directly after.

Book or Pencil case?

(Der, I can't think of anything)

[Off the Heezay]

book =D

left or right?

[Slashe50]

Right. No one likes those lefters.

Stapled in a finger, or hammered on the toe repeatedly?

[The_Führer]

hammered on the toe repeatedly, can't imagine how much pain it would be if i got myself stapled

stepped on a land mine and blew yourself up when a tiger tackled you or being shot with a bazooka right in front of you?

[Off the Heezay]

being shot with a bazooka right in front of me =D

blind or mute

[The_Führer]

umm... mute? i dont want to be blind =\

c4 stuck at you or a sticky grenade stuck at you

[Slashe50]

C4 stuck at you, at least you have a chance of getting it off.

Earphones or Headphones?

[Off the Heezay]

arent they the same? headphones i guess?

ebay or craigslist :D

[xeno6919]

Ebay, easy

Xbox 360 or PS3

[Slashe50]

360.

Potato Chips or Computer Chips?

[soulpimp]

potato chips

taking 24hour shit or sniffing your shit for 24 hours

[Slashe50]

24 hour shit. At least I can be lazy and get away with it.

Microphone or speakerphone?

[deraleek]

mic.

halloween or christmas?

[Toast]

Christmas. Presents over candy any day.

Tea or Coffee?

[Memerex_man]

Coffee
Oral or Anal

[Slashe50]

Uh...

I'd rather give anal.


Guitar or Bass?

[Kenshi]

Uh...

I'd rather give anal.


Guitar or Bass?

hahahaaha which would you rather get?


bass

cd or mp3

[Slashe50]

MP3, although you can't really pass on your hard drive to your children.

Stapler or tape?

[Kenshi]

tape

beavis or butt head?

[Slashe50]

Beavis

Telephones or Garden gnomes?

[Kenshi]

phones

light bulbs or lanterns

[Slashe50]

Lanterns are so much more retro.

Pots and pans or wedding bands? (So, what's a Bamzu?)

[Kenshi]

i dont know what a bamzu is

pots and pans

chug or sip

[Slashe50]

Chug.

Phonebook or Facebook?

[Drink_Gas]

facebook

living to 150 yo without seeing or living to 150 yo with no limba

[Memerex_man]

the seeing one
murder or rape

[Kenshi]

if its done to me, rape. if im doing it, probably murder, depends on the victim.

Budweiser or bud light

[Memerex_man]

"Uh something better please" (Budweiser)
Jack Daniels or Peach Snops

[Kenshi]

jd, never had the other

pink or stink

[Slashe50]

Stink. Absolutely hate pink.

Watch or Swatch?

[Kenshi]

hahahaahahah that means your gay.

swatch cuz it sounds cooler, but im unfamiliar

swiatch biatch

[Slashe50]

Um, biach?

House or Mouse?

[Kenshi]

hahah sorry i forgot to put the this or that. the swiatch biatch was a comment

house

electric razor or normal razor

[Slashe50]

Electric, too lazy for a regular.

Headset, or mindset?

[Memento Mori]

Mindset.

Floccinaucinihilipilification or Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism?

[Slashe50]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu or Lopado*temakho*selakho*galeo*kranio*leipsano*drim* hypo*trimmato*silphio*karabo*melito*katakekhy*meno *kikhl*epi*kossypho*phatto*perister*alektryon*opto *kephallio*kigklo*peleio*lagōio*siraio*baphē*traga no*pterýgō (You know, now you encouraged me. Great job.)

[Cacteur]

That's easy... Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is in New Zealand and is the longest place name in the world. It is the name given by the local Maori people, Ngati Kere to a hill to celebrate the eponymous ancestor Tamatea Pokai Whenua.
Tamatea was a famous chief and warrior of his time. His son Kahungunu was the founder of the Ngati Kahungunu tribe which extends from Gisborne to Cape Palliser.
Tamatea acquired his long name through different happenings in his life. Turipukaka-pikimaunga-tahu was given through his many raids and wanderings and he was such a huge muscular man that his name suited him.
It appears that while travelling through the back of Porangahau, Tamatea encountered the Ngati-Hine tribe and had to fight them to get past. The battle is known as the Matanui battle and during that fight his brother was killed.
Tamatea was so grieved over the loss of his brother that he stayed for quite a long time at that place and each morning he would sit on the knoll and play his lament on what is called Koauau or Maori flute.
Hence the name Taumata-whaka-tangihanga-koauau-o-Tamatea-turi-pukaka-pikimaunga-horonuku-pokai-whenua-kitana-tahu, which means ‘The hilltop where Tamatea with big knees, conqueror of mountains, eater of land, traveller over land and sea, played his koauau to his beloved.’
This lament is still sung at many tangi.
From the top of the hill, one can see the peak of the Te Awa Putahi, the spiritual ancestral mountain claimed by Ngati kere and, looking inland to the west, the long flat peak of Raekatia, the spiritual mountain there is a pinnacle called — Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauauorangitane to celebrate Rangitane, the eponymous ancestor of the Tamaki Nui a Rua district. (Sorry, couldn't resist. :D Tamatea is one of my ancestors y'see.)

Um....

Burgers or Fish 'n Chips?

[Slashe50]

Burgers. (Really? That's cool.)

Drums or Synth?