3 word story

[Memento Mori]

Post three words to continue the story. Try and make sure it all makes sense (i.e. correct word order and punctuation). Other than that, have fun...

Once upon a

[ReggaetonInc]

lin was gay

[The_Führer]

and he was

[Alex]

sucking a lot

[ReggaetonInc]

of horse penises

[Alex]

made entirely of

[Memento Mori]

horse. One fine

[Alex]

evening, the horse

[Hippopotamus]

(hahaha really laughed about reggea's 3 new words, haha)

Sneaked to the

[Alex]

man's mouth for

[ReggaetonInc]

busting a nut

[Alex]

yet was distracted

[Hippopotamus]

By the pretty

[Alex]

woman leaning over

[TombStone]

him, she was

[Alex]

rubbing his beautiful

[Memento Mori]

swedish leopard on

[ReggaetonInc]

the horse dick.

[Noone]

So he decided

[Memento Mori]

to grate a

[RubberSoul]

defenseless homeless gentleman.

[MiG]

sucks for crack

[Memento Mori]

, I said once

[RubberSoul]

the cops came

[ReggaetonInc]

he busted in

[Memento Mori]

and a moose

[RubberSoul]

ate his donair

[Memento Mori]

for breakfast. As

[RubberSoul]

I was preparing

[imported_Monkey]

the next morning's

[RubberSoul]

meal i was

[Memento Mori]

chewing on a

[RubberSoul]

giant piece of

[TombStone]

poisened rubber duck

[Noone]

while my grandma

[Memento Mori]

ate lemon spaghetti

[Noone]

and was looking

[Memento Mori]

up Antonia's skirt.

[TombStone]

Antonia surpizingly went

[Noone]

to Memento Mori
(lol)

[Memento Mori]

for rampant sex

[Noone]

and she also

[Memento Mori]

found she couldn't

[Noone]

resist his nice

[Memento Mori]

long, hard, erect

[Noone]

cock so she

(i didnt have anything else to write, ok?, loool)

[TombStone]

ran to get

[Noone]

something to make

[TombStone]

herself wider, unfortunaly,

[Noone]

she simply couldnt

[Memento Mori]

find the flapjack*

*tool for jacking flaps open

[TombStone]

and got scissors.

[Noone]

to cut Tombstone's

[Memento Mori]

With these tools

[Noone]

Antonia thought to

[Memento Mori]

dismember Tombstone's manhood

[TombStone]

sadisticly please herself

[Noone]

dismember Tombstone's manhood

so she had

[Memento Mori]

jolly good fun.

[Noone]

Tombstone started crying

[Memento Mori]

at this tragic

[TombStone]

twinbrother, revenge was

[Noone]

to kill the

[Memento Mori]

entire Mexican population

[Noone]

including Pablo special

[Memento Mori]

which is dessert

[Noone]

for Tombstone since

[Memento Mori]

he has no

[RubberSoul]

poultry or seafood.

[Proboho]

He just died

[RubberSoul]

because of the

[Memento Mori]

growing shin disease

[Noone]

and has been

[TombStone]

buried three times

[Noone]

cos people werent

[TombStone]

capable to restrain

[Noone]

him so they

[TombStone]

tied him up

[Ruthless]

to a tree

[Memento Mori]

and summoned Gyppopotamus

[Ruthless]

unfortunately he died

[Je$t]

a horrible death.

[Alex]

Later, he was

[Je$t]

Found with his. . .

[RubberSoul]

large amount of

[preschooler]

marijuana, which he

[Memento Mori]

lent to Jesus

[Noone]

when they went

[Memento Mori]

skydiving with anvils

[RubberSoul]

tied to their

[Memento Mori]

over-sized, swollen, blue

[deraleek]

toes, from the

[Memento Mori]

hairiest green aeroplane

[deraleek]

anyone had ever

[Memento Mori]

thrown up in.

[deraleek]

the plane crashed.

[Memento Mori]

Shortly thereafter, famine

[TombStone]

caused epidemics and

[Memento Mori]

the end of

[deraleek]

the big toes.

[Memento Mori]

Also, explosive koalas

[TombStone]

were dismantled by

[Noone]

the kangaroos who

[dan]

ate the pie

[TombStone]

in large amounts.

[dan]

so then he

[Noone]

had to take

[dan]

a big dump

[deraleek]

,running to the

[Memento Mori]

fairy godmother's porcupine

[TombStone]

for felatiorelated purposes.

[Memento Mori]

One evil afternoon

[dan]

Dr. evil went

[deraleek]

with some monkeys,

[Memento Mori]

to Disneyworld for

[Noone]

some fucking with

[Memento Mori]

the entire Catholic

[Noone]

Church including the

[RubberSoul]

sumaritan rat monkey

[TombStone]

and several jews.

[debo12]

Scrooge kills us

[Memento Mori]

in a fairy

[RubberSoul]

tale adventure that

[Memento Mori]

leads to Mecca

[Noone]

cos thats a

[Memento Mori]

place that is

[Noone]

best to visit

[TombStone]

when you're drunk.

[Noone]

and chased by

[Memento Mori]

angry bearded people

[Noone]

who just wanted

[Proboho]

Then he died

[Noone]

in horrible pain

[Proboho]

He is DEAD

[Noone]

lying in a

[RubberSoul]

puddle of his

[TombStone]

own cum, his

[Memento Mori]

nonseniscal rantings are

[Noone]

so lovely to

[Hippopotamus]

look at and

[Noone]

laugh while his

[Memento Mori]

telescopic nose piecing

[Noone]

falls into a

[Memento Mori]

vaginal death pit

[deraleek]

. But before they

[Noone]

actually did him

[deraleek]

he confessed that

[Noone]

he likes to

[Memento Mori]

eat potato ice-cream

[TombStone]

on sunday mornings.

[Noone]

Hearing that, they

[Memento Mori]

shot some jellyfish

[Noone]

and ate it

[Memento Mori]

slowly for breakfast

[Noone]

For lunch they

[Memento Mori]

sucked some gorilla

[TombStone]

armpits and continued

[Noone]

to choke on

[TombStone]

a previously swallowed

[Noone]

gorilla fluid, they

[Je$t]

ingested earlier that

[Memento Mori]

smelt like sewage

[Je$t]

And tasted like. . .

[Memento Mori]

sewage and sounded

[TombStone]

like bowel movements.

[Memento Mori]

For Xmas, Antonia

[Noone]

got a nice

[Memento Mori]

session involving : Leather,

[Je$t]

Hand-cuffs, chains, and. . .

[Memento Mori]

some grenades, which

[Je$t]

Blew her out. . .

[Memento Mori]

and next she

[Je$t]

Swallowed her tung.

[TombStone]

Her death pleased

[Je$t]

Many, many people.

[TombStone]

Including the Dalai-Lama.

[Memento Mori]

swear by Toilet-Duck

[Je$t]

That she never. . .

[Memento Mori]

ingested whilst drunk

[Noone]

and that she's

[Memento Mori]

never going to

[Noone]

cheat on MM

[Memento Mori]

with a banana.

[Noone]

cos thats just

[Memento Mori]

crazy, loopy, and un-British

[Noone]

and Antonia is

[TombStone]

no fruit fetishist

[Noone]

She likes to

[Memento Mori]

put meat in

[Je$t]

Deep in her. . .

(no perversion)

[Memento Mori]

moist and tight

[Rockstar22]

smelly and sweaty...

[Je$t]

Baby with a. . .

[Memento Mori]

RPG launcher, purchased

[Noone]

last December when

[Memento Mori]

the stock market

[Noone]

opened and she

[Je$t]

Had her chance. . .

[Noone]

to finally get

(what a story about me :P )

[Memento Mori]

a big, fulfilling

[Noone]

thing she wanted

[Memento Mori]

for pleasure in

[TombStone]

her underpants, however

[Noone]

Memento Mori thought

[Memento Mori]

ho ho hum

[TombStone]

tidelie tidelie dum.

[Noone]

Bum bum yum

(:p ... )

[Memento Mori]

for Antonia tonight

[RubberSoul]

he will get

[Noone]

her something she

[Memento Mori]

really wants to

[Noone]

try and that

[Memento Mori]

is really hard

[burnley_raver]

and full of

[TombStone]

batteries, this application

[Memento Mori]

performs many useful

[Noone]

functions as satisfying

[TombStone]

non mentionable regions

[Noone]

of her body

[damien2383]

i dont understand

[TombStone]

cause i am

[Noone]

too drunk to

[Memento Mori]

i dont understand

Read the first post, and you'll be fine.

[Slashe50]

read words correctly.

[Off the Heezay]

cant stop moshing

[Slashe50]

because metal is

[Kenshi]

almost too tasty

[Slashe50]

for my 'buds.

[Kenshi]

yet i still

[Slashe50]

like eating lots

[nickh155]

of salads from

[Slashe50]

Salad Fingers. I

[Kenshi]

smash opponents carelessly

[Slashe50]

because I am

(Suggestion: a carefree schoolgirl)

[Memerex_man]

a bad ass

[mrstrange]

carefree schoolgirl that

[Memerex_man]

that sucks dick

[Slashe50]

because I love

[Memerex_man]

it so much

[Slashe50]

because that's what

[Memerex_man]

ive done since

[Slashe50]

canned bread. He

[Memerex_man]

pile of cheese

[Slashe50]

on top of

[Memento Mori]

the great wardrobe

[Slashe50]

made entirely of

[Memento Mori]

Margaret Thatcher's underwear

[Slashe50]

so that cheese

[Memento Mori]

was, in fact,

[Slashe50]

rusted. When I