Prove Me Wrong

[exel]

Game Rules:

Prove the statement made by the person above you wrong...

Then state your own undeniable fact - to be disproven!



I'll start:

I Think i Posted Alot Today (All My Post Count) Lolz

Prove Me Wrong..

[Slashe50]

You're wrong! You think you did, but that's what you're brain's telling you. You're in a dreamland conjured up by machines to blind you by the truth! (Matrix reference :D)

I'm sooooooo bored right now...

Prove Me Wrong... although that might be tough

[clh3785]

your not bored,because to be bored you have to have a normal life that you usually are entertained by and then have that be uneventful. But for you my friend, you have no life whatsoever except to prowl these forums.



Prove me wrong: Death is the only thing thats 100% in this life, everything else is up to chance.

[oNe]

my love for you clh3785 will never die haha

[clh3785]

<333

[Slashe50]

Anyway...

That's wrong. You're definitely going to breathe or be born at least once in this life (especially the breathing).

Apple does not get spyware unless you deliberately try to get it.

[shifted]

I don't have a Mac, but considering the statements made are meant to be false, i will say it is lol

I just lost my mind. :p lol

[Memento Mori]

You never had a mind to begin with, so how could you lose it? :p

I am a moderator here. :D (go away rudi :p)

[Slashe50]

False. Rudi will never go away. :D

I am drinking a Sprite.

[soulpimp]

wrong your not drinking a sprite cause i just stole it from you and drank it =D

I just took a 6 hour dump

[Slashe50]

Wrong. You actually took a 5 hours and 56 minute dump.

[Kenshi]

wrong. you didnt say anything

im playing halo 3

[Slashe50]

Wrong. Your "fighting" halo 3.

I like playing guitar.

[Memerex_man]

Wrong you like to wack of your guitar by sliding your fingers up and down it. :D
I like playing guitar.

[Slashe50]

Wrong. You copied off me.

It's windy outside right now.

[Kenshi]

wrong. its gusting outside right now

i just drank a shit load of kool-aid

[Slashe50]

No. You actually drank a buttload of Kool-Aid.

My lamp is broken.

[Kenshi]

no, your broke

im in a body cast

[Slashe50]

No, it's actually a full body cast.

I like my new signature.

[Kenshi]

no, you like your new john hancock

im looking forward to cheifing the reef tommorrow.

[Slashe50]

No, you're... Ah... I'm not even sure what that means.

I love ma new guitar.

[Kenshi]

haha it means smoking weed


no, you love my new guitar

i love fallout 3

[Memerex_man]

No you love playing it.
I love my old guitar

[Kenshi]

no your old guitar loves you

flash lights are dangerous

[Memerex_man]

Only when they work.
I am quite angry my Insignia portable dvd player is not working.

[Kenshi]

no, you are quite pissed

italian dressing goes with everything!!!!

[Memerex_man]

Not if you are jumping out of a plane.
I am out of coffee

[Kenshi]

no, you are IN coffee.

3 assignments due in one day is no good.

[Slashe50]

No, 12 assignments due in one day is not good.

I have a new watch.

[Kenshi]

no, i have a new watch, you just got robbed.

chihuahua or great dane?

[Slashe50]

No, that's not a statement.

I hate school.

[Kenshi]

hahaha i got this and the this or that thread mixed up.

no, school hates you

i need headphones

[TombStone]

No, you just need a boombox and some shoulderpads.

Money is the root of all evil.

[Cacteur]

No... Love of money is the root of all evil.

I'm horny. :evil3:

[Slashe50]

No, you're antlery.

School tomorrow (shoot me)

[Memento Mori]

Not for me. :D

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Homosexuality is overrated.

[Slashe50]

No, homosexuality is underrated :gaypro:.

I pushed a chipmunk off a window!

[TombStone]

The chipmunk actually fucked with gravity and pushed the whole planet so it seemed like you pushed him, clever bastards.


I am almost out of beer and it's freezing outside.

[Memento Mori]

The shop can't be that far away? Risk the blizzard for more booze. Rob the joint if you have to.

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I believe in a thing called love....

[Slashe50]

No, you believe in a thing called human emotion.

I finally found my webcam.

[TombStone]

No you finally found a way to show your penis to unsuspecting girls.


I need to take the cable out of my PC and plug it in my 360.

[Slashe50]

No, you need to plug it into your 720 (coming soon..?)

I sit on a chair.

[Kenshi]

no you sit on a DICK!
hahah sorry i had to do it.

my phone randomly lost service

[Slashe50]

No, your service lost your phone.

I'm hungry.

[Memento Mori]

Ah, but not as hungry as the African's.

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I should really be getting up earlier than 3pm.

[Slashe50]

Grah, I can't find anything wrong with that.

I don't want winter break to be over.

[Memento Mori]

I'm sure, in hindsight, Francesca Anobile would have wanted it to be.

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I'm addicted to Relentless.

[Slashe50]

No, you're relentless to addiction.

Zunes are superior to the Ipod Classic.

[Kenshi]

WRONG! the ipod classic is inferior to the zune!

GoW2 is very tempting right now

[Slashe50]

WRONG! The iPod Classic is extremely inferior to the Zune.

Your signature is a burning microphone.

[Kenshi]

wrong, its a microphone in flames due to SPITTIN FIRE!!!!!!!

wrong again, for wronging my wrong that i wronged you!

im now playing GoW2, the temptation was to great!

[Slashe50]

No, you did it of your own accord. Temptation itself can't do anything except tempt you. (Obviously)

I'm sick.

[Kenshi]

wrong, your sick of not feeling well.

PSP mods are da BOMB

[Slashe50]

No, PSP mods are da EXPLOSION.

I'm eating an apple.

[Kenshi]

no you are eating A apple, because i do not tolerate correct grammar

im drinking coffee in the day when i really dont need to

[GenesisDecep]

Your drinking coffee because your a fiend

Your girlfriend is hot

[Slashe50]

No, my girlfriend is cold. She eat you. (I don't have a girlfriend)

There is a plastic spoon on the table next to me, probably used for the consumption of the food of Chinese nationality.

[GenesisDecep]

false it's food that's classified as Chinese to cater to a western taste - and how can food have a nationality ?

I'm downloading Yellow Dog Linux

[Slashe50]

No, you're downloading Brown Bovine Windows.

I'm chewing gum.

[Dazzla]

Wrong!, its actually your nan

there is tree in forest

[Slashe50]

No, it was chopped down, and subsequently gone through many processes and factories in order to make paper.

I like lamps.

[charles911]

Really...Because you like Flames. (LOOK AT YOUR SIG)

PROVE ME WRONG:I Am Using my Computer Right Now.

[Memento Mori]

I doubt you are now though.

I gonna succeed.

[Slashe50]

Not at grammar, no.

I have allergies right now, ugh

[ozosborn]

You have allergic reactions (plus you forgot a period after commenting on grammar)

English papers are a hassle to write.

[Slashe50]

Not really, as it is two words.

That new Stratovarius album is nice.

[Memento Mori]

Nice is such a bland word.

Newcastle United are getting relegated.

[Slashe50]

I don't know what that means, so I'm going to comment on your green lighty thingy on the lower left corner of your post. It's green.

I have a fever today, on Friday 6:41 PM ET (GMT -5).

[greddie]

it's now sat 01.18

im far too high im going to bed

[Slashe50]

You're too low to be high.

I'm tired still.

[shifted]

You think your tired, but your mind is the limitation.

I am drunk.

[Slashe50]

You can't be physically drunk, for you are not a liquid.

I want ice cream.

[Kenshi]

you don't want ice cream, eyes don't scream

my shadow follows me

[greddie]

wise men says your shadow does not follow you, rather you precede your shadow.

everything in this world is merely a projection

[Kenshi]

no, it is you that is a projection of the "world" or your environment

obama is the antichrist

[stereoblind]

Obama is not the Anti Christ, He is Christ in Disguise :O

Razia's Shadow has to be the coolest musical, ever.

[greddie]

nope, The lion king is the coolest musical ever.... or the rocky horror picture show.

it's just a jump to the left!

[Kenshi]

no, its a jump to the left as well as a climb up a building (uncharted 2 is on my mind)

almond chicken doesnt taste like almonds

[Slashe50]

You're right.

No sense in beating a dead horse.


I ache all over from fencing.

[Kenshi]

no, you fence all over the acres

an 8 oz juice box is far to much liquid to drink in one sitting

[greddie]

but an 8 oz juice box is just that, an 8 ox cardboard carton, it is not liquid and you cant drink it.

it helps to concentrate with your eyes closed and one hand firmly on the lever

[Kenshi]

WRONG! it helps to concentrate with both hands up and the lever firmly in your ass

coffee shops suck because you have to drive there and then they overcharge you.

[greddie]

no, cos if a coffee shop sucked, you wouldnt need to drive there, the force of pull from the suck would be enough to take you there, and they dont overcharge you just value coffee at a lesser price than they do.

Scratch perverts Beatdown cd is sick business!

[Kenshi]

no, its sick business getting beatdown by a pervert

regs get the job done

[Slashe50]

enod boj eht teg sger ,on

I actually have been doing all of my homework recently.