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Memento Mori
24th-June-2008, 01:39 AM
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
Who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a c***.

mabrymusic
24th-June-2008, 01:41 AM
that's fucking hysterical...nice one memento

lsdmeasap
24th-June-2008, 06:49 AM
Hilarious!!!!

The_Führer
23rd-August-2008, 02:05 PM
a fisherman made it smelly and thats why theres eggs :eek:

shifted
23rd-August-2008, 04:30 PM
lol old one but funny

Kenshi
25th-November-2008, 11:29 AM
haha i never heard this before. it was a good read, thanks.