Memento Mori
22nd-November-2007, 05:08 PM
My brother came down to see me the other day and just to let you know he only has one arm and one leg.
So we were at the pub having a pint when i said to him "Matthew, how come you are always depressed"
"I am not always depressed" replied matthew
"Yes you are" i said "look at you sitting there with you head down staring into your beer , there must be other people worse off than you"
and with that i turned and looked around the pub where i spotted a man who had no arms, and he was bouncing round the pub, looking happy as larry.
So i turned to matthew and said "there you go look at him over there, no arms and happy as larry" and with that i shouted to the lad to come over to us.
The lad bounced over to us and i said to him "Look mate, i was just tellin my bro here that he only has one arm and one leg and he is always depressed, where as you have no arms at
all and you are bouncing round the pub as happy as a pig in shit"
"Fuck off" the lad said "I've got an itchy arse"
So we were at the pub having a pint when i said to him "Matthew, how come you are always depressed"
"I am not always depressed" replied matthew
"Yes you are" i said "look at you sitting there with you head down staring into your beer , there must be other people worse off than you"
and with that i turned and looked around the pub where i spotted a man who had no arms, and he was bouncing round the pub, looking happy as larry.
So i turned to matthew and said "there you go look at him over there, no arms and happy as larry" and with that i shouted to the lad to come over to us.
The lad bounced over to us and i said to him "Look mate, i was just tellin my bro here that he only has one arm and one leg and he is always depressed, where as you have no arms at
all and you are bouncing round the pub as happy as a pig in shit"
"Fuck off" the lad said "I've got an itchy arse"