Blonde Joke

[Memento Mori]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

"My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

[swatteam3]

LMFAO thats awsome

[schloss21]

i think i've heard this one somewhere before but blonde jokes never get old. haha.

[shifted]

thats a really old joke xD but still funny "mail motherfucker"

[JFormigao]

lol thats pretty hilarious

[sporteblonde]

hey.
it's funny, but it's offensive.

:)

[clh3785]

hey.
it's funny, but it's offensive.

:)

then we can replace blonde with ditzy or dumb people. :), even then most blondes i know are smarter than any other hair color.










"A DUMB cop stops a DUMB motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

[shifted]

LOL ^^ thats killa

[sporteblonde]

You're right, we are smarter, cooler, and better.

[Memento Mori]

O rly?

[sporteblonde]

Yes, oh really.

Blondes have more fun.