The New Fun Thread

[Hippopotamus]

Because the other one's closed now...

How's everyone?

[schloss21]

i'm doing pretty good. haha. just waiting for some more snow so that i may go SHRED.

[Memento Mori]

This thread won't quite be the same. :(

[Hippopotamus]

Nope I know

Still a desperate try..

[Memento Mori]

The MA Memorial Thread FTW, lol.

[Hippopotamus]

Haha true :p

[Memento Mori]

I still don't see the why the thread was closed, but that's not a discussion for here.

[Hippopotamus]

Same, and nope..

Let's share memories of antonia here:p haha

[Memento Mori]

The irreplacable place to put the old e-cock.

[Hippopotamus]

haha yeah

Let's ONLY talk about sex here, just to honour antonia, haha :p

[Memento Mori]

Lets just have a moments silence, to remember how it started, just under a year ago.

[Hippopotamus]

Yeah (although it was before 'my time'), she was an older member than me i guess!

Too bad she isn't here anymore, not that she is dead but still, she was one of the active people + uploaded A LOT of albums the last few weeks!

[Memento Mori]

Exactly. She contributed to both the growth of the site in the Goldmine, and also to the discussion areas of the forum.

[Hippopotamus]

True.. One of the few really active members

Anyway, probably can't get her back.. (don't think she will change her mind)

[anna karina]

she swore too much and used caps too much also tbh (N)

[Memento Mori]

What's the (N) for?

[Hippopotamus]

Thumbs down, try it at MSN ;)

[TheHitMan]

she swore too much and used caps too much also tbh (N)

When/Where did she use swear and use caps???

[anna karina]

well, you dont know about it, because our mods/admins are very good and get rid of such filth on the spot

i used to do the same thing, and look where it got me! but now i am on rudolfs realignment program and am much the better for it (Y)

[Memento Mori]

I didn't even know about it.

Anna = Good girl. :)

[TheHitMan]

I never saw her do that, even at AB, where the mods were not as present.

[Memento Mori]

We had our, shall we say, colourful conversations from time to time, but there was never really much in the way of expletives in any posts that I've seen from anyone.

[shifted]

Fuck ****, just buy a ticket and fly over or tell her to. Then you can make all the videos and whatever you want to last you a lifetime. Who knows, might make you some money $$$ too. LOL

Hey, are moderators allowed to swear on here?

[fatuma]

Fuck ****, just buy a ticket and fly over or tell her to. Then you can make all the videos and whatever you want to last you a lifetime. Who knows, might make you some money $$$ too. LOL

Hey, are moderators allowed to swear on here?



try it..and i will kick your a�� :p

[TombStone]

^^LMAO

I missed all those convo's, i think i can guess what it was about though.

[Memento Mori]

Sounds like a plan Shifted, but she can come to me.

[shifted]

Alright, then buy her a ticket, and bring her over. Make sure she isn't some strange psycho murderer or something and posing as someone else lol.

And Fatuma, I am guessing we are not allowed to use certain swear words on these boards, but the majority we are?

And I am guessing it is a bad example for Moderators to use bad language on these boards?

[Memento Mori]

I would say it depends how they are used. If all you see is %$^% over there, and %&*$ here, then it would be a bad example.

[mrnicksta]

did i miss somethin? has antonia left for good???

[Memento Mori]

Yeah. Long story. Don't dig it up.

[TombStone]

Still don't know what's goin' on, waiting for her to reply on LastFM.

[anna karina]

so so many many moderators

[TombStone]

I agree, there's a moderator overload.

[Memento Mori]

Well, we'll start by getting rid of you.

[TombStone]

You can never get rid of me. I excell in stalking.

[TheHitMan]

Snowed today, 2 hour delay but I skipped.

I don't skip classes, I skip days!

[shifted]

whats happening people.

[anna karina]

disappearing posts is happening oh dear )�:

[Slashe50]

Life. How is it?

I know I'm digging up an old thread.

[Kenshi]

i didnt know we shouldnt swear!! i normally do it all the time, i normally type how i talk!!!

my apologies for saying the f-word so many times in the past

[stereoblind]

i swear all the time.
and make stupid jokes.
and shed my religion on everyone.
and talk about my pop-punk obsession.
w00t
forums are fun!!
:)
oh and life is just peachy.
my band is peachy.
school is peachy.
but my house is like...orangey.

[Slashe50]

It's nothing, everyone swears from time to time.

Orangey, eh? Mine's actually kind of appley/turnipy.

[Kenshi]

school is always peachy for me 1 easy class and 5 classes i can pass sleeping :)

the music making isnt so peachy because it is going slow.

and life in general i amazing.

[stereoblind]

yeah i was gonna put appley, but orangey sounded too freaking cool.

kenshi why is your music making goin slow?

my band covered Thrice's "Silhouette" at a private showing a couple days ago.
it took me forever to learn those words and get down Dustin Kensrue's half screaming thing.
lol

[Slashe50]

I'd like to see your band, do you have any videos?

[Kenshi]

the writing is going fast as ever but the recording is going slow. and the beat making too. right now im just writing on other instrumentals for practice. but when i record im not getting anything i want to keep, so i keep recording until i get something i like. I have around 20 verses i need to record right now and ive made multiple tries on many of them

yeah i would like to hear some of your stuff too! stereo blind

[stereoblind]

lol
we dont even have a myspace :)
but i will get some exclusive shit for you guys.
:)
just give me about 2 weeks?
we have some recording stuff coming in that i totally didnt pay for and am probably not allowed to use.
so ill have to ask my boys to get yall something special.
im not very techy.
im not allowed to touch very many things besides my mic :p
one time we were playing at the school and someone asked me
to set up the PA...
hahahah
i fucked everything up.
it was ridiculous.

[GenesisDecep]

the writing is going fast as ever but the recording is going slow. and the beat making too. right now im just writing on other instrumentals for practice. but when i record im not getting anything i want to keep, so i keep recording until i get something i like. I have around 20 verses i need to record right now and ive made multiple tries on many of them

yeah i would like to hear some of your stuff too! stereo blind

word every time i drop a track i get pissed off and never release it.

[Kenshi]

if you ever get something finished i'd like to here your shit genesis

[Slashe50]

I think I fractured my Dr. Pepper.

[Memento Mori]

Is this revived as the general discussion/talk bollocks thread? We need it, to be frank.

[Slashe50]

Pretty muchity.

[Memento Mori]

Sweet. Although as alluded to in another thread, these sort of conversations work better when there are some people around who don't have a Y chromosome.

[Slashe50]

I dunno if this is a good idea asking this, but who was Antonia? I was more of a lurker at AB and didn't really know what was going on as of people.

[Memento Mori]

The irreplacable place to put the old e-cock.

....

[Slashe50]

I think that gives me enough. :D

[stereoblind]

ill keep you gentleman posted.

[Memento Mori]

I think that gives me enough. :D

She certainly gave me enough. :sex:

[Slashe50]

Lol. Just lol.

[GenesisDecep]

if you ever get something finished i'd like to here your shit genesis

Will post something if I'm ever pleased with it.

[Slashe50]

So... how about those rabies?

[Slashe50]

Ugh, Albumwash feels dead.

[TombStone]

The community has been dying since AB did.

[stereoblind]

we could all just give eachother awesome updates constantly.
like an albumwash twitter.
hahaha
:)

[Slashe50]

Yeah, but who would even use those?

[stereoblind]

i like to know what people are up to :p

[xeno6919]

Yo, so I am bored. Is this what this thread will be for, for when peeps is bored as shit and want to come talk about meaningless things for hours. Cuz I can dig that, fo sho.....I would never actually talk like I just typed that for everyones information, lol.

[Memento Mori]

I think that's part of what made AB so 'fun' at times. There were conversation that never had a defined topic, people just talked about anything - even if it was the most meaningless bollocks you could imagine. And there was a lot of banter.

[stereoblind]

so. yesterday and the day before i spent all day in a studio. it was
raining and everytime it rains, my band plays cheesy taking back sunday songs.
or covers from bands we havent listened to since 8th grade.
since it has been raining, we cant go to the beach O.o
i am also on spring break.
the worst spring break of my life.
lol
today, i finished up Helter Skelter, denied band practice,
sat on facebook...downloaded that Tom Gabel album that cacteur posted..
but only bcuz ive met his wife so many times...
once at the Against Me! warped tour meet & greet
once at some alkaline trio art showcase
once again at warped tour 13
and once again while talking to a friend of mine about getting my band
to play the warped local bands stage at this years warped.(which will not be happening)

theres a total twitter like update. and after reading this, you will
either feel informed..
or just as bored as i am!!!
;)

[xeno6919]

If not more bored than I already was.....::shoots self in face::

lol, jk

[stereoblind]

i find people's studio updates are fun!
i can read Mark Hoppus' twitter updates all day long.
(bassist-blink182)
:)

[Slashe50]

Do any of you fine folks enjoy showtunes?

[stereoblind]

whats that?

[TheHitMan]

How do I knoooow if I'm a boob man or a ass man.

I love boobs and I love asss

Is there some test I can take?

[stereoblind]

watch a transvestite porno
;)
then see.

[Cacteur]

How do I knoooow if I'm a boob man or a ass man.

I love boobs and I love asss

Is there some test I can take?

Screw the test. Find a babe with a big arse and giant tit's.... :thumbsup:

[Memento Mori]

watch a transvestite porno
;)
then see.

+

Screw the test. Find a babe with a big arse and giant tit's.... :thumbsup:

=

Clicky (http://albumwash.com/forum/member.php?u=69749)

[Cacteur]

+



=

Clicky (http://albumwash.com/forum/member.php?u=69749)

Hahabloodyha :rolleyes:

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.:afro:

[Memento Mori]

watch a transvestite porno
;)
then see.

Is that how you found out then?

Hahabloodyha :rolleyes:

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.:afro:

A contradiction if ever I saw one. That's like calling something a rather vibrant shade of grey. :cool:

[stereoblind]

yep thats how i found out.
;)

[Cacteur]

A contradiction if ever I saw one. That's like calling something a rather vibrant shade of grey. :cool:

Not at all MM. It's saying grey is the best you can do.... so to you it's vibrant. Wishful thinking perhaps, but hardly a contradiction.:)

[Memento Mori]

Ah, but my point is that by it's own nature it cannot be vibrant.

[Cacteur]

Ah, but my point is that by it's own nature it cannot be vibrant.

No.. that's my point... :lol:

Admit it man... you're dry enough to empty the Pacific.:^_^:

[Memento Mori]

While one can obviously make deductions about what you mean by that, it again doesn't seem to make much sense on the surface. Unless of course, it's a usage of the word I am yet to come across.

On an unrelated note, I fucking hate my car.

[xeno6919]

I fucking hate your car too :p

[Memento Mori]

It wouldn't surprise me. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard I sell it to, which hopefully will be in a few weeks time when I go home for Easter.

[Cacteur]

While one can obviously make deductions about what you mean by that, it again doesn't seem to make much sense on the surface......

I'm trying to decide weather you are being intentionally obtuse, or you really are slow....I give you the benefit of doubt, and assume obfuscation is your idea of wit. :cool:

.... Unless of course, it's a usage of the word I am yet to come across.


.. which word.. vibrant? a. vibrating; thrilling with (action etc.); responding readily to emotions etc.;(of sound) resonant. [ƒ. L. vibrare] :naughty:

On an unrealted note, I fucken hate your car too. :evil3: No... what I was going to say is... you keep really odd hours MM. If you're in the UK, you are online at ungodly hours of the morning.. even on Saturdays. What you doin' man?.. (apart from a lot o' fishin'.) ;)

[Memento Mori]

My sleeping habits are fucked, to the point where I can't call it a sleeping pattern. While I do get periods where I consistently sleep at normal times, rarely do they last more than a few weeks, and then it goes all erratic. For example, in the last week, I've slept from 9am to 4pm, 12am to 12pm, 3pm to 11pm, and 9pm to 4am (which was today).

Oh, and the word I was referring to was your usage of dry. Off the top of my head, I can only think of it being used to describe something lacking moisture, and for certain type of humour. Of course, to drain an ocean, dryness is not necessarily what you need, although it would most likely be present. Either suction is what you require, something absorbent, or something which can cause the evaporation of what (and there may be others). So the end result of draining an ocean would be dry, but while the cause may be dry, dryness is not the reason for it.

Hence I wondered if it was a colloquial phrase, as it is not unknown for the literal and conveyed meaning to differ slightly.

[Cacteur]

Oh, and the word I was referring to was your usage of dry. Off the top of my head, I can only think of it being used to describe something lacking moisture, and for certain type of humour. Of course, to drain an ocean, dryness is not necessarily what you need, although it would most likely be present. Either suction is what you require, something absorbent, or something which can cause the evaporation of what (and there may be others). So the end result of draining an ocean would be dry, but while the cause may be dry, dryness is not the reason for it. Hence I wondered if it was a colloquial phrase, as it is not unknown for the literal and conveyed meaning to differ slightly.
:lol:

I'm offering criticism, whilst trying to be polite,
But you're being punctilious, as is your right,
So, it's my play on the word 'dry' that's giving you some grief,
Well it's the message that's important, so I'll try to be brief.
What I'm really trying to say, in a nutshell is this,
Your humour my friend, is as weak as piss.
You do have more cheek, than a chinaman's arse
But if you think that that's funny, you'll always come last.
Sometimes with some people, you need to be blunt,
So I came up with this rhyme, tighter than a nun's ....:eek:

[Memento Mori]

Impressive, my (not-so) young apprentice. :p

Meh, started to write a response in verse, but having been awake for less than half an hour, I cannay be fooked.

Suffice to say, I knew what you meant, just it was the words where we differ,
And when it comes to ****, methinks you're a sniffer.

[Cacteur]

Oh shit... here you are. I lost this damn thing. I thought it was in the Rap/Poetry forum for some reason and figured it had been deleted. Doh!!! ;)

Actually MM, that took a bit of work. My original intention was to string together a whole verse of crude down-under sayings, but it came out too abusive for my taste. As you may have noticed, my humour is more about playing the clown and narcissism isn't really in my repertoire, so I changed it and kinda stuffed it a bit.. oh well.. ya get that on the big jobs....:D

[Memento Mori]

Back to my car, I really fucking hate it. It's being shit again. I jumped it on Sunday, and left it running for what I thought long enough. Evidently not, as it's dead again. And I've got to drive it 200 miles at the weekend. Fun.

[Slashe50]

Which is why I stick to this hot rod.

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp157/Slashe50/scooter.jpg

[Cacteur]

@ Memento.. what's the battery look like. Might be time for a new one.. or do you need to replace the alternator.... or the car??? :^_^:

[Memento Mori]

I had to replace the alternator a week after I bought it.

After having to shell out nearly three hundred quid (for at least the third time, and on a car that only cost £1300!) just before Xmas, I said enough is enough. I'd been wanting to get rid of it for about a year, but unfortunately I just didn't have the time. However, I have now completely have enough, and will be devoting a fair chunk of time when I'm home for Easter into getting rid of it.

Not entirely sure what I'll do then without a car.

Oh, and the battery is currently sitting behind me, charging.

[Cacteur]

Bummer. I was once a real grease monkey. Fixed everything myself, and kept my cars for bloody years, convinced myself it was cheaper. (I was running a 1955 Ford Mk I Zodiac, a '62 Mk II Zephyr and a 1980 Toyota Corona in 1998)

We ended up selling the lot and buying the 300ZX Turbo. I was completely bloody lost and we've paid a garage to do everything since. Late last year we traded it in for the 350Z. Fuck I'm glad we're rich enough not to have to piss about on cars anymore. I couldn't tell you where the friggin' battery is now, or even if it had one. When you turn the key on, before you turn the ignition on it hums like a flying saucer, so I guess there is some big mutha in there somewhere.

All I know is, we take it to the man when we are supposed to, we give him money, and we don't worry about anything. There are a few good things about gettin' on a bit..:evil3:

[Memento Mori]

I barely know fuck all about cars, me. Not something I've ever felt the desire or need to devote time to. I'm not clueless, but I'd never be able to tell you why something's going wrong - just the symptoms.

[xeno6919]

I know enough to diagnose a problem usually and 85% of the time can fix it myself, I thank my grandfather for that.

[Memento Mori]

I must raise an issue here. This thread is titled the fun thread. Talking about my car does not in any way constitute fun.

[Rudolf]

It fun for people to talk :)

[Memento Mori]

In general, or about my car? It's fun for people to do a lot of things, quite often things that aren't prohibited. ;)

[Rudolf]

Huh?

[Memento Mori]

Ah, don't worry. Probably not a good idea for me to explain anyway.

[Rudolf]

I'm sure there is something in this that would help :)

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/9904/step1install122.png

[Memento Mori]

Never heard of Ferengi before.

[Rudolf]

Not a Scfi fan then

[Memento Mori]

I'm not quite not a fan, if you understand the distinction, but I would say for these purposes, I would answer 'yes' to your question.

[Rudolf]

Nothing like a straight forward answer to a straight forward question.

[Memento Mori]

I excel in overcomplication. Just ask anyone who knows me.

[TombStone]

You could've just said, "i make things harder", why always overcomplicate shit?

[Memento Mori]

You mean fecal matter?

[TombStone]

haha. I'm speechless.

[Cacteur]

You mean fecal matter?

Unless you are a yank MM,... it's faecal... right? ;)

[Memento Mori]

Oooh, didn't realise, somewhat naively maybe, that the yanks drop faeces down to feces. I should have guessed though, what with all the other simplification they do; oestrogen to estrogen, for example is a similar one to this. So while your annoying correction is correctly grounded, I can still slap it away as it is a correct form of the adjective.

[Cacteur]

American beer tastes like weasel piss, and, though is stronger than coke, it's only just. I'd probably give up spelling correctly if I had to drink that. :naughty1:


Naaah. That's not right. I friggin' hate the way yanks spell. Color, center, program, uughhh. Drinking weak piss wouldn't change that. Driving on the wrong side of the road might.

There's a thing. Have you ever been to a country that drives on the right hand side of the road? It fair shits ya dunnit! I find driving not so bad 'cause the steering wheel in the car is a good reminder, but being a pedestrian... fuck me!

You look left, then right, then left again like you were taught, and like you have been doing all your life and a friggin' great lorry nearly blows your head off with his horn coming up behind ya! No matter how hard I tried, no matter how busy the highway, I always do it wrong, and will probably die one day in the States or Europe, crossing the road!! :o

[Kenshi]

beer over there taste better cacteur?

i normally drink some high gravity beer so it is 8.0 alcohol and i will tell you, it taste fucking HORRIBLE but not so bad when you chug it, but what has to be done has to be done.

[Cacteur]

beer over there taste better cacteur?

i normally drink some high gravity beer so it is 8.0 alcohol and i will tell you, it taste fucking HORRIBLE but not so bad when you chug it, but what has to be done has to be done.

I'm just talking crap Kenshi..http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/shades.gif

I do prefer a heavier beer than what America tends to produce, and since I was about forty, I've gone right off lager. I have enjoyed 'Millers Draught' in the past, but 'Budweiser' and 'Coors' Beers make me ill. (Mind you, the beers produced by the big New Zealand brewers make me barf too!)

New Zealand's most famous beer exports are Steinlager and DB Export, although Aussies iconic 'Fosters' is also NZ owned. Can't stand any of them.

I like a nice, ice cold amber, or red ale, (in a glass, I'm no bottle sucker..!), and I have come across a few awesome boutique Yank beers. 'Tröegs Nugget Nector' (7.5%), and their Hopback Amber Ale (6.0%) are brilliant beers, but they cost $NZ29.95 a four pack here. Alesmith's 'Evil Dead Red' (6.2%) is also nice, and at about twenty bucks a four pack is a little cheaper.

My usual drop is our local 'Monteiths Celtic Red' (5%)
http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Monteiths_Celtic_L.jpg
$NZ14.95 a six pack, still dearer than mass produced beer. Buds are less than ten bucks a six pack, and local stuff can be ten bucks a dozen. Mac's Sassy Red is another nice local.

Since my lung transplant I can't smoke dak anymore, so I do drink a wee bit..http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/tenerife-forum-drunk-smiley.gif

[Memento Mori]

Can't drink beer, me. Just doesn't agree with me. So my pint is a cider. Was on a stag do about this time last year, and despite getting absolutely blind drunk, the closest I came to throwing up all day was when I was cooerced into drinking a makeshift snakebite, on the train down to where we going in the morning.

Love my scotch though, on another note. Can't beat a good, peaty Islay malt.

[stereoblind]

American beer tastes like weasel piss


omigod.
that made me laugh.
hard.
:evil2:

[Cacteur]

Actually, I have an admission to make. About a hundred years ago someone bought me a bottle of Peach Schnapps for a christmas or birthday pressie. I bunged it in the bar and forgot about it.... as you do. Well we had a hot summer here this year, and one humid night, I pulled out the Peach Schnapps and poured some over a bit of ice and buggar me. What a nice wee drop.

Anyway... I've turned into a bit of a pooftah now and have been buying a bottle a week. It's bloody nice man.. Talk about metro male huh? :gay:

[Cacteur]

omigod.
that made me laugh.
hard.
:evil2:

More colourful downunder slang. You can also use it to refer to a tall skinny joker you don't like.. he's just a 'long streak of weasel piss'... http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/cheersmb8-1.gif

[stereoblind]

well.
whateva it means,
it is funny.
funny funny.
:)

[Cacteur]

Corkah bewdy cobbah... http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/2nvt34p.gif

[Slashe50]

Whatever you say, Cacteur. :lol:

[Memento Mori]

Next time you're on a beer run to your local supermarket, add nappies and baby food to your trolley. When you get to the till, empty your wallet to reveal only enough cash for the alcohol. The look on the cashiers face as you tearfully ask them to cancel the baby products from your bill is priceless!

[TombStone]

^Hahaha.

Classic.

Oh man, i HAVE to do that once. Gotta add that to the Bucket List lol.

[Memento Mori]

Bucket list?

-----

Arm amputees:

Stumped for cash? Earn a second income by taking impressive fisting photos.

[Slashe50]

:lmao:

And yeah, I gotta do the baby food thing (except without the beer, I'm 13)

[TombStone]

Bucket list?



Things to do before kicking the bucket, didn't see the movie?

[Memento Mori]

Evidently not. Which movie?

[TombStone]

'The Bucket List' with Jack Nickolson and Morgan Freeman as 2 old sick guys trying to complete their bucketlist. It's a nice feelgood kind of movie.

[Memento Mori]

Never heard of it, I'll have to check it out.

[Slashe50]

Absolutely
Lemonadelike

[Cacteur]

...........

Arm amputees:

Stumped for cash? Earn a second income by taking impressive fisting photos.

Fuck, that's a good one MM.. now keep it up and you might win your title back... http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/000000471-1.gif

[Memento Mori]

It's tainted now you've had your grubby mitts on it, so you can keep it.

[Cacteur]

Hell no. I don't want your rejects. Lets give it to Slashe...http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/af3133atargeted.gif

[Memento Mori]

Wouldn't be the humour award any more then, would it. :p

[Slashe50]

:p I don't think I'd win it at any rate anyways.

[Memento Mori]

You wouldn't. :p

-----

Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners.

Personally, I prefer to use my penis.

[Cacteur]

You wouldn't. :p

-----

Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners.

Personally, I prefer to use my penis.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.:D

[Cacteur]

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He says that it can play any musical instrument in the world.

Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50.

Another guy walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. This guy pays up his $50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?"

The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to take her up to my room it as soon as I can get her pyjamas off!" :)

[Memento Mori]

DOUBLE POST! DOUBLE POST!

Naughty Cacteur.

The above statistic though is one of my favourite ever, as questionably sad as that sounds.

Much like scientists have found that:

- 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
- Research causes cancer in rats.

[Cacteur]

Double post my arse... you're just getting slow.. :D

My favourite stat is..

99% of politicians give the rest a bad name. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/7351ahattipyd7.gif

[Memento Mori]

I've heard that one about lawyers.

[Cacteur]

Opposites

The aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," replied the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas A&M. "How about the opposite of woe?"

The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/roker011.gif

[Memento Mori]

That's terrible.

[Slashe50]

I've heard that before, not so great.

[Cacteur]

Damn... fair cracked me up it did... :D

[Cacteur]

That's terrible.

May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face... :D (Muh man Frank Z)

[Memento Mori]

I think yours already has. ;)

[TombStone]

Oh snap!

[Cacteur]

I think yours already has. ;)

No body looks good in brown lipstick eh?

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/7360_Glitter.gif

[Slashe50]

Beautiful.

[Memento Mori]

Someone just posted this in another forum I frequent. :lmao:


Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.

The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.

He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little *bleep*er, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.

"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".

Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.

As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.

Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.

[rasaqboy]

Next time you're on a beer run to your local supermarket, add nappies and baby food to your trolley. When you get to the till, empty your wallet to reveal only enough cash for the alcohol. The look on the cashiers face as you tearfully ask them to cancel the baby products from your bill is priceless!
thats fuckin crazy. Im really goin to do this shit today and i will make sure the cashier is and older lady or single mom haha

[Memento Mori]

I will write on a huge cement block, "By accepting this brick through your window, you accept it as is and agree to my disclaimer of all warranties, express or implied, as well as disclaimers of all liability, direct, indirect, consequential or incidental, that may arise from the installation of this brick into your building," and then hurl it through the window of a Sony office.

That'll teach those fuckers.

[Memento Mori]

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little ****s that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Miss, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

[rasaqboy]

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[Slashe50]

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[TombStone]

That's good. I would slap the mom too though, make her feel the guilt of not raising her kid.