Memento Mori
15th-January-2008, 07:13 PM
There were three black ladies getting ready to take a
plane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna
wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm
out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me
first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe
esant orange panties.'
Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is
goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can
see me first.'
The third old lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any
panties.....
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me
right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane
goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first.'
plane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna
wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm
out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me
first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe
esant orange panties.'
Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is
goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can
see me first.'
The third old lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any
panties.....
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me
right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane
goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first.'