Ask a stupid question...

[Memento Mori]

...get a stupid answer. It's as simple as that.

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What is the weather like?

[fatuma]

not different than "ask the person below you"

you dont think so ?

[Memento Mori]

Not really. In that thread, you're supposed to get serious answers. Not so in here.

[Rudolf]

How long is a piece of string?

[Memento Mori]

Rabbit.

Where is my ice cream?

[exel]

i forgot how to post.

how do i post?.

[Memento Mori]

With your willy fingers.

[The_Führer]

who am i?

[clh3785]

who cares

[The_Führer]

do we need moderators?

[clh3785]

touche.

[The_Führer]

what does ARK Mean? (A.R.K.)

[Memento Mori]

A red koala.

Where can I find one?

[The_Führer]

under the tree.

is yellowstone,usa volcano the most dangerious?

[Memento Mori]

Not if you're in Sweden.

Why does Ian watch TV?

[silasP]

banana hammock infomercials

Tomato or TomAto?

[The_Führer]

TomAto

Tomato+ Potato= ?

[Slashe50]

Food.

Why is the sky blue?

[The_Führer]

its made of CO2

Is Big brother watching us?

[Memento Mori]

No, it's actually big second cousin.

What time is it tomorrow?

[The_Führer]

48:00am monwefrituday

do you consider an epilepsy a bad thing or a good thing?

[Slashe50]

What's an epilepsy?

Can paper clips give you a paper cut?

[soulpimp]

no but i can

what does my poop smells like at 12 am?

[Slashe50]

Whatever it smells like at 12 pm.

Do you like cell phones?

[Memento Mori]

They go well with chips.

Where is my polygon?

[soulpimp]

up my butt and around the corner

who's dumber than me?

[Slashe50]

I aren't not.

Who am I?

[deraleek]

you are a figment of our imagination...

what is your favorite family guy quote?

[JohnnyBoy08]

giggty giggty by quadmire

why do birds fly?

[deraleek]

to rub it in our faces that we do not possess such powers.

do you know the 11 herbs and spices?

[Toast]

11? What happened to toast?

Do you like waffles?

[Memerex_man]

no toast is fine
do you like coffee

[Slashe50]

Cawwfeee.... What's a coffee?

Why are rulers twelve inches?

[Memerex_man]

because there measured after the size of my dick
should i go get another cup of coffee

[Slashe50]

Should you? I like tea.

Why is my computer so slow?

[Memento Mori]

'Cause it's frozen.

Is each man an island?

[Slashe50]

Are you making fun of me because I'm fat?

Does ice break when weight is dropped on it?

[Kenshi]

no, ice breaks when i fart at the dinner table while meeting my gf's parents for the first time

is your keyboard dusty?

[deraleek]

nope, cleaned it last night.

should i eat a tootsie roll or dots?

[Kenshi]

dots and maybe in a couple seconds the tootsie roll

can you clean my keyboard too? cuz its dusty

[stereoblind]

i can't clean your keyboard.

I like the Oprah Show. Is that odd?

[greddie]

not as odd as liking the jeremy kyle show

do you like green eggs and ham?

[xICARUSx]

no i like your mom
why do you have to pay for stuff?

[Kenshi]

we don't, we have to work for stuff, but another answer, because you have to put in to get out.

is this thread gonna go anywhere?

[stereoblind]

its going right in my pants, up & down.

is Rudolf Jesus?

[greddie]

yes... yes he is. and there shall be a second coming.

must socks match?

[Kenshi]

HELL NO! i never match my socks, and i mean never, unless i luckily grab two that match.

does a 60 thousand dollar car get you somewhere better than a 30 thousand dollar car? since, you know, that is what cars are for, to get you places.

[Slashe50]

Not unless I BURN them.

Can someone hand me that toupee?

[xeno6919]

They get you to points A to B just the same, you just might look better doing it in a 60 thousand dollar car, lol.

Why can't I win a million dollars

[Slashe50]

Nope. Nope. Nope. Wrong.

[Kenshi]

because in order to really win a million dollars you would have to win more than a million dollars, because the GOV wants some too!

why is it that people would rather throw something out the window than have it sit in the car until they get home?

[greddie]

because it really annoys me when cds get so scratched in my car and when they dont work, out the window they go in a fit of rage!

have u ever had a pet dog name Francis?

[Memento Mori]

Verily.

Sausages?

[weinbrechtm]

no i prefer bacon?

why dont salmon attack bears?

[Kenshi]

because when ever they try they land in a bear mouth

why do we drive 2 minutes away when we can walk or ride a bike? CUZ WERE LAZY!

why do my own dogs bark at me when i walk in the door when they know its me?

[greddie]

cos you smell of outside!

why is hot water hot?

[Kenshi]

because something heats it. normally the ground outside. or whatever storage container it is in.

why does the playstation controller not have an add on for switching the analog and d-pad?

[greddie]

because mr.playstation doesn't think its needed?

why is there a snake in my boots?

[Memento Mori]

Because they are plain.

More sausages?

[greddie]

yes please!

Are you floating?

[Memento Mori]

On a cloud of rhubarb.

Would you like to try some of my internationally famous salami and custard pie?

[greddie]

only if i can lick the bowl!

would you could you in a box? would you could you with a fox?

[Kenshi]

depends on how big the box is, and after i did it with the fox, he would be dead, so that can be a yes or no.

is the sky blue?

[greddie]

not right now, its dark outside.

Who you gonna call?

[Slashe50]

" (sigh) Ghostbusters, Tom."
"No, the police. What you said was stupid."


If Stimples was Larry, would Dumples be Gary?

[greddie]

not if his name was Clive The Cat!

Whats all the hullabaloo?

[Memento Mori]

Finland is invading.

Where's Wally?

[greddie]

There he ism behind the peanut butter!

What... is.... that .... smell?

[Kenshi]

my ass.

are superheroes real?


greddie is that sig from the evil sandwich episode, damn i forgot what it was called, but they dug underground and stuff and you had to eat the whole sandwich but shake didn't eat the nasty tomatoes. that episode is FOR SURE one of my favorites, i watched it and laughed countless times.

[greddie]

The Broodwich - and yeah it is, i struggled to pick a quote cos there is so many good ones, but settled on that cos its a bit random from the outset :)
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of course super heroes are real... now if you'll excuse me, the world is in danger and needs my help! <sound of clothes ripping off to reveal super-outfit>

does it help to be a little bit taller?

[Memento Mori]

It can't hurt.

Who is the biggest upholsterer?

[Kenshi]

i dont know any, so i chose.... me.

does it help to be a little fatter?

[ozosborn]

Not when your going thru a small dog door.

How many steps would it take to walk across Brazil?

[Cacteur]

Depends entirely on how high off the ground your crotch is... :rockthrow:

How do they get the caramel in Caramello Chocolate. (Choccy with caramel in it.)..:D

[greddie]

its a messy process involving the mating ritual between the rare caramel bird and the chocolate beast!

Whats behind door number three?

[ozosborn]

8

Who is tha real nigga?

[greddie]

not me and not tiger woods!

who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

[Memento Mori]

Your momma!

Can Albania destroy wallpaper?

[shifted]

they bomb places.

Can you take on GOD?

[Drink_Gas]

only once I take off

so who else is roasted?

[Memento Mori]

Ricky Gervais.

Is Wednesday too late?

[Drink_Gas]

just one too many

why the fighting ducks?

[xsocalx]

What's it feel like to be a virgin? :lol:

[greddie]

the ducks are fighting over sweetbread.
i dont know what it feel like to be a virgin, i was gonna ask you that socal :) :)

whats the weather like in spain?

[Memento Mori]

Spanish.

How purple is Cacteur?

[greddie]

as purple as a Crayola -Cyber Berry crayon!

whats it worth to you?

[Cacteur]

Spanish.

How purple is Cacteur?

Purple? Fuck off man. That's lilac with burgundy highlights. :D


......whats it worth to you?


Wednesday plus tax.

If Tiger Woods divorces Eli, would Brad and Angelina adopt another Vietnamese baby? :rockthrow:

[xsocalx]

If Tiger Woods divorces Eli, would Brad and Angelina adopt another Vietnamese baby? :rockthrow:

I Thought they only adopted Vietnamese babies :invis:

[Cacteur]

Whaaa?? http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/tease1.gif

[Memento Mori]

Armageddon.

Who is nasal dildo?

[greddie]

George Bush... or Geoff the gnomes Slower cousin

how much for that lemon pie?

[Memento Mori]

What are you offering?

[Drink_Gas]

two ham sheets

but is it worth it?

[greddie]

its always worth it..... in the dark.

but what i really wanna know is, are you gonna be my girl?

[Memento Mori]

I'll be whatever you want me to be, honey.

Is this a good decision?

[greddie]

probably not

is that mint flavour, im not much a fan of mint... is it mint?

[Slashe50]

It's not bacon, so therefore it sucks.

Who are you and what have you done with Padraig?

[greddie]

tied him up, hid the body!

where's my money?

[Slashe50]

Glued to a bunny.

Call me sonny?

[Memento Mori]

Call you lassie.

Is Ben a cucumber?

[greddie]

no, he's a banana wrapped in a cucumber skin.

how many nuns does it take to change a lightbulb>?

[TombStone]

nun.


why do i hate doing the dishes

[Memento Mori]

Because they don't have a vagina.

Is it too snowy to drive?

[greddie]

its not snowy enough

are we nearly there yet?

[Slashe50]

I will rape you in the streets.

My phone keeps saying "searching for base". Does that mean it's trying to bomb the US navy?

[greddie]

I will rape you in the streets.



:lmao::winner:

[Slashe50]

Is that a death threat?

Where have you put Sanchez?

[donaldinho]

You will never know.

What's the difference between a duck?

[greddie]

how low they go.

what does it mean when it's whiite outside?

[donaldinho]

God came.

Why can't I understand Indians?

[Memento Mori]

Because they're cleverer than you.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[greddie]

its neither, its a metaphor.

what is the quickest way to 7?

[Memento Mori]

Via Aberystwyth.

Am I?

[greddie]

you are.

why aren't i?

[Memento Mori]

Because.

Who?

[Slashe50]

Pi.

Squared?

[greddie]

sandwiched

revenge?

[donaldinho]

An eye for an eye settles the score.

Who's the best fighter?

[greddie]

stabby mcjoe.

who's hiding under the bed?

[Slashe50]

Whoever you left there after you finished with them.

I forgot my lottery number. Can I borrow yours?