What if Elvis and Michael Jackson were now roommates in the afterlife?

[jacjas_7]

It is an interesting question. I could the "fat" Elvis trying to get Michael to eat a candy bar and Michael telling Elvis "Well, if you'd not everything in sight, I would and Elvis would say, "Thank you, thank you very much.

Michael would then get up and start to dance and Elvis would join and they would have a dance off, until either Elvis couldn't support his weight no more or Michael lost his nose and couldn't continue on.:badboy:

Food for thought.

[Slashe50]

On a more metal note, what would it sound like if Dimebag Darrel, Chuck Schuldiner, and Keith Moon were roommates in the afterlife?

[Cacteur]

... and Jimi, and Janis, and Jim.... :eek:

Actually, I reckon my Grandad will kick all their arses and make 'em quieten down. :D

[Rudolf]

I reckon Elvis would sing some lullaby's to MJ and waited till he drifted of to sleep, then he would have used a pillow to smother the prick for what he had done.

You cannot hide behind your lawyers in the afterlife, you stand accused and judged on what you have done.

[Cacteur]

I reckon Elvis would sing some lullaby's to MJ and waited till he drifted of to sleep, then he would have used a pillow to smother the prick for what he had done.

You cannot hide behind your lawyers in the afterlife, you stand accused and judged on what you have done.

So, you really do believe the ramblings of a gold digging sad arse piece of gutter trash over the decision of a court Rudi? You bloody redneck banana bender you. :dry:

[Rudolf]

Yeah, I know, I am more inclined to believe that an Innocent person would pay over 20 million dollars to a family, just because he didn't want some bad press. I still believe in Santa, The Easter Bunny and Fairness and Justice within the legal system.

[Cacteur]

20 million?.. and you got that figure from??? That family, (the first complaint) were paid off on the condition they never spoke to the press and never revealed the payoff, and to this day they haven't. You've been reading too many woman's mags Rudi. :)

I reckon he should have taken that one to court too. The only mistake he made was paying the bludging wankers. ;)

[Rudolf]

Are you saying that the media reports of the payout are sensationalised purely for the purpose of selling tabloids.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,693107,00.html

and

http://www.redpills.org/?p=5212

Surely your not questioning the moral ethics of The Press and their professional conduct. :eek:

OMG, pass the Jesus juice and lets play hide and seek in the bedroom. :lol:

[Cacteur]

We've been here before haven't we mate. :wave: I think the first conversation I had on AW with you was on this subject, and I thought "faaark... and this guy's in charge here?" :o I kind of backed off on then, not wanting to stir up your demons, but now I know you better.... fuck ya! :respect:

Your first link, the EW article. Gary Susman reports MJ acknowledging two previous payouts, and then says "..Jackson settled with the boy for a sum reportedly as high as $20 million.." and "..Jackson paid him a reported $2 million.." Reported... right? By who, and when, and why the problem sourcing the report(er)? Eh? :^_^:

As for the Red Pills article? I have no idea what the bloke is trying to say there, but I've never taken that site too seriously. They say it in their own skite panel.. "'Red Pills' is a metaphor for the opening of ones mind to truth and knowledge as in the movie, 'The Matrix'. " I wonder if anyone told them 'The Matrix' was fiction. :tv:

As for your disbelief that Jacko would fork out $20 million if he was innocent, he did give $300 million away to charity remember. I figure twenty mill wouldn't have hurt him that much, (at the time.)

And let me turn the point you are making around a bit. Do you believe someone who honestly believes his son was sexually assaulted by Jacko, would go all quiet for cash? Would you take the money? I know the world is full of all sorts of people, but I'm fucking damned if I would. No way man! :mad:

Jacko was certainly one loopy mumfuck, but I reckon the intense attention both media and legal he suffered for the last ten years of his life pretty much puts the lid on him being a paedo.

His staff swore they saw him practising oral sex on Macaulay Culkin. The poor buggar had to go to court to refute that, as did some other 'celebrity' kid whose name escapes me now. All the accusations have been made by people with obvious agendas, and not one, not a single one has ever been proven, in fact, those that can be disproven have been, and you wonder why he when for a payoff in the first cases?

And why the obsession with Jacko? Don't you think Elvis would do better to smoother his contemporary Bill Hailey with a pillow? I mean, he married a fourteen year old for fucks sake. And what about Bill Whyman. He lived with his "girlfriend" in the south of France from when she was twelve years old to sixteen, when she finally clicked to what an old pervert he was and left him. I don't see anyone burning Stones records.

Oh, and how about that sick fuck Gary Glitter eh? How come no one goes on about him. It's all about Jacko innit. He's much bigger, much more colourful, and he's black, he's American, and he's 'weird'. Much more fun to take the piss out of eh?

I'm not a massive fan of old Jacko, his music, though I acknowledge it's pop brilliance, was always a little naf for me, and his behaviour left me cold, but this obsession with trying to prove he is some kind of pervert makes me friggin sick.

In fact the whole western worlds current obsession with paedophillia makes me sick. It's like the modern version of the Salem witch hunts. I'm sure you've come across stories from people whose lives have been totally destroyed by false accusations. We just can't seem to get enough of the, "oh that's so disgusting but I can't stop reading about it.." cheap thrill the media just loves feeding us. You can't even take a camera to a swimming pool or beach when kids are present in New Zealand now. What the fuck?

Pisses me off mate..... fair wets me grundies it does.. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/monkeypisscg7-1.gif:D

[Rudolf]

I am swayed by the tabloids truthful investigative reporting of the case. How they have not been side tracked by what his lawyers and spin doctors would have you belive.

Guilty :) and as for Gary Glitter, he had a bad defense team, you ask him, that's what he will tell you. :lol:

[kenz]

i have to agree wit cacteur altho i dont really get offended or annoyed by people believing wackson was a peodo

i know and you know hes not so i dont know why you get frustrated,

altho one thing i will say is im surprised you, rudolf feel the way you do, i thought you would of seen thru the bullshit......this sort of thing is still going on today, every season a new premiership footballer has to go through rape claims by desperate young women
its not the same, but the psychology of it is the same, money, attention etc

[Rudolf]

There are two schools of thought, 1. one he did 2. two he didn't, I'm with group 1. :)

[Cacteur]

I am swayed by the tabloids truthful investigative reporting of the case. How they have not been side tracked by what his lawyers and spin doctors would have you belive.

Guilty :) and as for Gary Glitter, he had a bad defense team, you ask him, that's what he will tell you. :lol:

No bloody way Rudi... :( My post took a fucking hour to compose. I'm afraid your reply is simply not up to scratch. :spank1: ..... Hrumph...

[Rudolf]

All right, you know this has all come about by the Church and its failure to maintain that the Earth is really flat and that the universe revolves around us.

MJ would have been crucified as a warlock or something during the Spanish Inquisitions due to his "colour change" and his ability to sing high notes long after puberty.

Although, his use of the term Jesus Juice, would have gained him some points with the gang in the Vatican for his innovative use of the word Jesus.

Perhaps even earned a place in the Vatican's book of useful terms and methods when trying to seduce alter boys.

[shifted]

Maybe they would become the highest selling artists and the highest selling drug dealers in the world?