ReggaetonInc
28th-December-2007, 09:08 AM
Holy shit, its 3:57am here in toronto Canada and the story im about to tell was the first ever Escape from a boyfriend in your fuck buddies house LOL
soo i went over at 1am to my fuck buddies house and we decided to watch superbad half way in the movie i started touchin her and we ending up fucking cause of course were fuck buddies, then as we were going at it approx 3 25am we hear a bang at her window and i said "what the fuck was that" and she said "what was that" so i got up to check what it was the movie was still going and the tv was on so i move her curtain and see a guy and he sees me and im like " OH SHIT!! I THINK THATS YOU BOYFRIEND!!" and shes all alarmed she goes and checks and shes "OH FUCK THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND!!" and i knew he saw me cause the tv light was pretty bright he saw a figure of a guy.
both of us are completely naked, and im like "fuck the one day i forgot to bring my machete, fuck" and i got dressed so fuckin quick and shes still naked and im like "put on your clothes and imma hide in the basement or something" and shes like "no dont he would want to come in" and i said "fuck ok well get dressed and imma go out the backdoor" shes like "ok"
so were both dressed and 5 minutes pasted and another snowball hits but even harder this time so she goes to the window and opens it and saids "hold on im gettin dressed" and hes like " yo open this fuckin door right now" and thats how i knew he saw me.... he already knows of me and he knows me and her are fuck buddies when their werent together
so we go downstairs and she gets my shoes and im at the backdoor 10 minutes past since the first snowball and she said "ok open the door im going to call you right now when i open the front door and let him in im going to hang up and when it saids call ended on your phone leave my backyard to the front" and all i said was " ok go now" so she calls me and right when it said call ended i fuckin ran out her backyard and hopped the fence to the front of her house next thing i do is call my boy if he comes out again, so im talkin to my boy on the phone she texted me sayin " he noticed you were here, but im tellin him you werent it was me who pulled the curtains first, and he is searchin my hosue as i text this so just go home and we'll continue tomorrow or something"
so i go home and now im home and it was the greatest escape ever and tomorrow im going to get full details onto what happened after i left...
hahahahaha i got away!! muahahaha!!!
UPDATE!
yea i got away, she said it was her brother who opened the window because she was afraid to see who it was and he believed it lmao BOOYAH GREATEST ESCAPE EVER!!!
soo i went over at 1am to my fuck buddies house and we decided to watch superbad half way in the movie i started touchin her and we ending up fucking cause of course were fuck buddies, then as we were going at it approx 3 25am we hear a bang at her window and i said "what the fuck was that" and she said "what was that" so i got up to check what it was the movie was still going and the tv was on so i move her curtain and see a guy and he sees me and im like " OH SHIT!! I THINK THATS YOU BOYFRIEND!!" and shes all alarmed she goes and checks and shes "OH FUCK THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND!!" and i knew he saw me cause the tv light was pretty bright he saw a figure of a guy.
both of us are completely naked, and im like "fuck the one day i forgot to bring my machete, fuck" and i got dressed so fuckin quick and shes still naked and im like "put on your clothes and imma hide in the basement or something" and shes like "no dont he would want to come in" and i said "fuck ok well get dressed and imma go out the backdoor" shes like "ok"
so were both dressed and 5 minutes pasted and another snowball hits but even harder this time so she goes to the window and opens it and saids "hold on im gettin dressed" and hes like " yo open this fuckin door right now" and thats how i knew he saw me.... he already knows of me and he knows me and her are fuck buddies when their werent together
so we go downstairs and she gets my shoes and im at the backdoor 10 minutes past since the first snowball and she said "ok open the door im going to call you right now when i open the front door and let him in im going to hang up and when it saids call ended on your phone leave my backyard to the front" and all i said was " ok go now" so she calls me and right when it said call ended i fuckin ran out her backyard and hopped the fence to the front of her house next thing i do is call my boy if he comes out again, so im talkin to my boy on the phone she texted me sayin " he noticed you were here, but im tellin him you werent it was me who pulled the curtains first, and he is searchin my hosue as i text this so just go home and we'll continue tomorrow or something"
so i go home and now im home and it was the greatest escape ever and tomorrow im going to get full details onto what happened after i left...
hahahahaha i got away!! muahahaha!!!
UPDATE!
yea i got away, she said it was her brother who opened the window because she was afraid to see who it was and he believed it lmao BOOYAH GREATEST ESCAPE EVER!!!