fatuma
22nd-December-2007, 02:14 AM
15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .
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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
**********
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
**********
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
**********
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
**********
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .
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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!