A Parody (No homo)

[Memento Mori]

Cleaning out a load of text files, I stumbled across the lyrics to a rather homoerotic parody myself and friend penned a couple of years ago.

Unfortunately, it's not really a song I'm expecting many, if anyone at all, to have heard before, so some of the value is probably going to be lost.

Either way, here is the song...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkw4jhDE1eQ


And here are my revised lyrics...

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They called me a poof and a queer,
When they caught me bumming Jack.
They pray to the heavens above,
That I won't shove my dick up their crack.

Can you hear how the grown men weep?,
When they wake, with a sore arse, from their sleep.

Once again I bring pain, condoms and lube,
Don't worry though, I'll use the whole tube.
By day or by night, I will give you my bone,
In mouth or in arse, I will make you groan, again,
I'll make you groan again!

My cum makes black things go white,
And at least you'll know I came!
I can fuck many men in a night,
And so what if I scream the wrong name!

Can you hear how the grown men scream?,
When they wake with their arse full of my cream!

Once again I bring handcuffs and metal chains,
Then give me ten minutes, and I'll fuck out your brains.
By day or by night, I will give you my bone,
In mouth or in arse, I will make you groan, again,
I'll make you groan again!

Scream! There's my brother - It's a double team.
Then you'll heave,
At my incestual dream.

Can you hear how the grown men yell?,
When they see my rod, stiffen and swell!

Once again I bring pain, I bring whips, I bring spears,
Shoving sharp things, up their rears.
By day or by night, I will give you my bone,
In mouth or in arse, I will make you groan, again,
I'll make you groan again!

Once again you felt pain, impaled on my pole,
With my ten inches, up your 'hole.
All day all night, I gave you my bone,
In mouth and in arse, I made you groan, again,
'N' I'll make you groan again!

[Kenshi]

MM ive lost respect for you because you said "no homo" you realize a guy that kisses other men on the lips made that, IS THAT YOUR IDEA OF NO HOMO! DO YOU KISS GUYS ON THE LIPS!

[Memento Mori]

Haha, no.

This was not written about me. A work of fiction, for comic effect.

[Kenshi]

oh i know, im not saying because you wrote it your gay, its because you said "no homo" that your gay. (just fuckin with you tho) i protest the phrase "no homo" and call anyone who uses it gay. because a gay man created it.

but no i actually write like that in some of my songs its just humor i dont take you seriously. i previously wrote "talkin scary on the pay phone/ trying to seduce your man with a gay poem/ so i can get him out of the house then mount you on the couch and ride your skates home/"

[Memento Mori]

Ah, fair enough. I must say though, you seem very familiar with the origin of 'no homo.

I did do a couple other songs around the same sort of time (a few years back now), although I can't find them, and from what I remember, nor were they actually all that good.

[Kenshi]

i just think its funny because he never said "no homo" until he got caught kissing another guy, and nobody at my school caught on to that so now i hear "no homo" left and right but they're all dick riders

if you ever find one of the songs post em!

Scream! There's my brother - It's a double team.
Then you'll heave,
At my incestual dream.

Can you hear how the grown men yell?,
When they see my rod, stiffen and swell!

damn, double team RAPE! that shit is fucked up.


hahah i just checked the youtube song while reading the lyrics, definitely adds humor to it that shit is pretty funny