How to get a blowjob

[Memento Mori]

Roses are dead,
The violets are too,
If you don't give me head,
Then so are you.

:evil3:

[Kenshi]

ill try this out

[Cacteur]

Roses are red,
Violets are not,
You won't get a blowjob,
'cause you're not all that hot.
-
:afro:

[shifted]

LOL nice riddle thingy

[Memento Mori]

Roses are shit,
Violets are poo,
I've got Tourettes,
So ****, wank, fuck you.

[mrnicksta]

tried every suggestion and they all worked a charm - assuming the intended outcome is a slap? :lol:

[Cacteur]

Roses are shit,
Violets are poo,
I've got Tourettes,
So ****, wank, fuck you.

Young girls are bald,
Real women are hairy
Get a new face installed,
and you wouldn't be so scary.

:evil3:

[TombStone]

Fuck violets and fuck roses
I need head in large fucking doses
Deepthroat, like in fucking the mouth
Inserting balls also so they can't hear you shout

[Memento Mori]

Which end are you on in that rhyme? :p

It's almost ambiguous.

[TombStone]

I am drunk (cheers), and wanted to reply also with a verse about getting a blowjob and roses. lol whcih also explains why i am not going the google the dutch translation of ambiguous.

And the end i'm on? i'm the one inserting balls i guess lol.

[Memento Mori]

I thought your English would have been good enough for that. Unless all your perceived bilingual skills from the past were all a scam.


i guess


Should you really be guessing? :p

Oh, and cheers. *hic*

[TombStone]

I google for big words so you'd think i'm smart and respect me, my cover's blown.

Man, MM is on to me, my e-life is over
like stacked people in containers, dumped in Dover
Guess my comeback on AW was doomed from the start
Fuck internet, even here i can't fake that i'm smart.

*cries*

[Memento Mori]

As all becomes clear,
In your eyes, only fear,
Drunk a bit too much beer,
So allow me to jeer,
Your departure is near,
Not even one shed tear,
See you next year,
Get out of here,
You big fucking queer.

[cyber]

Roses are dead,
The violets are too,
If you don't give me head,
Then so are you.

:evil3:

this rhyme made wonders on valentines lol

[GenesisDecep]

She's raw-ready for deep-throat
I'm pure-steady for a repeat-no-joke
I'm deep diving my semen to a tousle type region
she skips-breathing
Quick think-reason
So i give her a second to relapse-concentration
she takes one breathe then a collapse-and-penetration
I'm in a bad situation
with a lack of information
I chocked her with my meat, she's laying unconscious
I'm obnoxious, thinking at least I cocked this

Now I'm thinking of her survival
Raise her up like reprisal
She's skipping breathing
from slipping semen !

[Cacteur]

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/1231771398685nl4.gif

If your ego's too big, you'll always fly blind,
The ego you see, is the penis of the mind,
Give it some strokes, it swells and unwinds,
till it finally bursts, in joy unrefined,
pleasure and body and soul combined,
though it feels really great, it leaves a big mess behind.

:D

[Kenshi]

^ that girl is hot

since everyone is joining, i guess i will too
i love conjoining, my penis and you
yes... free, miss will do
i wont be a bit rude
but if you think i will pay ,then you'll see thats not true
cuz im a cheap guy
who likes to stick meat pies
in between thighs
until teen sighs
are heard like obscene lies
or screamed cries

[shifted]

One day when I get drunk.. I will write something just like you guys..lol

[Kenshi]

hahah i wish i was drunk writing this, actually im alone so i dont wish i was drunk, but partying would be nice!

com'on shifted you dont have to be drunk, lets here it!!

shifted should write
before i say good night
and dream about me shoving my wood pipe
in a hood dyke

RANDOM

[Memento Mori]

The roses have gone,
The violets have too,
So open your mouth, love,
Here comes my man-goo.

[Kenshi]

you joke and you jest
while you hope for the best
until im groping your breast
or your throat and your neck

:) i sound like a rapist, but its ok.

[Memento Mori]

Roses are red,
As is the face of this lass,
'Cause after I fucked her,
I gave it a smash.

:) I sound like a rapist, but its ok. :p

[GenesisDecep]

Open the jaw, lock it in place
i've got the key
To put in your face :P

[Cacteur]

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
If you don't give me head,
I'll come on your shoes.

Doh!

http://adultimagewebhosting.com/image-AFE8_49AF1824.gif

[Memento Mori]

Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Everything's red,
Retinal hemorrhage.