Random Contest

[Slashe50]

All right, let's get one of these going. I do these on Yahoo Answers all the time.

All you gotta do is write the most RANDOM statement(s) (or paragraphs, essays, encyclopedias, etc.) you can think of.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Sweater vests make good flea magnets.

Cheese flies are the shiznit when they're in snowy grasses.

Trees are flying rainbows with zebras on top.

Yeah.

[Toast]

The traveled orchestra hunts without whatever concluded spectrum. A beautiful heroin elects an apple behind his strange boredom. How will the daft winter prefer a bonus? Does the cubic enlightened flavor any inspiring gasoline? A refrain worries above a highest scope. The equal pant pauses behind an offhand prize. The conference spends the staggering revenue across the overtone. Gee whillikers, I have never seen a scrubbier bridegroom.

(Thank you, WatchOut4Snakes.)

[Memento Mori]

Chogwiv the banana flavoured elephant once decided to wake up one year last friday, as he no longer wanted to be a piano. As Chogwiv breakdanced slowly around some gorilla fur carpet, he realised his green eyeball was indeed made of saliva. From her grave of happiness, Chogwiv then devoured a melancholic soliloquy for a pendant of grooming, whilst a nearby rumour hit a speeding car nearing martian prosperity. Amazed by this, four Germans began shaving idiots for free, on the condition that Sherlock Holmes can't wrestle a jug of tyres. Chogwiv, now swung a pendulous testicle at the perpetuating danger, whilst the left breast of a wardrobe grew to a size never before seen by a blade of linoleum.

The Middle.

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Thread made me think of this:

One fine day,
In the middle of the night,
Two dead men,
Got up to fight.
Back to back,
They faced each other,
Drew their swords,
And shot each other.

[Slashe50]

WAIT! I've got it! We should continue each others random stories.

The wardrobe soon became sad and out burst Sweeny Todd. Sweeny Todd gave Chogwiv a hug, but out of the purple bedroom windows made of watch metal burst Captain Hook, who's right hook had been horribly removed by a talking snail. The snail was chasing Hooky, but Chogwiv said, "You shouldn't be harrassing people like so." So the snail began to cry, and Chogwiv gave him a hug. Sweeny Todd got jealous, and killed everyone with a rusty leaf.
I was having a lovely honeymoon a couple of days later with Sweeny Todd on the S.S. Cheesepencil when Captain Jack Black came and starting laughing up a banana. So I playfully threw an orange at him. It was funny, so I threw a watermelon at him. He looked silly after then, and soon fell overship into the waves of Skype.

[Memento Mori]

Why continue each other's stories, when you can shoddliy preamble over to the furthest market, and buy a sausage wallet?

[Slashe50]

I'm not quite yes, tree icon man. The helicopter proceeds to attack the broken cereal, so we should save it from it's wrath of the vase of purple snakelike time.

[Memento Mori]

This purple snakelike time you talk of, is it the same one that committed all the horse rapes of 1659? Of course, it was a difficult mouse to garnish, but nobody found out about the coronary opiates flashing nearby concrete.

[Slashe50]

The coronary opiates eventually crushed the nearby concrete, contrary to public belief. Those horse rapes were actually committed by the paper rash of 1492, who snuck on board on the ship of Mr. Columbo.

[Memento Mori]

So this rash was around for at least 167 years? Well, if you can prove that these equestrian offenses were performed on a miraculous Friday in June, then I suppose we can conclude this incandescent water trifle.

Moving on, I think now would be a good time to caress the Persian hippopotomi from the lumberjack trade.

[Slashe50]

If we were to, say, caress this said animal, then we would be embracing the Crest side of life. The ambient plant usually found in southeastern Afro-austri-asi-merica can cure all of the explosive substances found in very large golf balls.

[Memento Mori]

I will have you know that there is no nitroglycerin in my testicles.

[Slashe50]

No nitro? Explosive testicles are all the rage in the city of Plameratly. Your sex drive may be much lower from increased door abuse.

[Memento Mori]

Tiling

[Slashe50]

Slightly beaded driveway.

(I loled hard at that one)

[Memento Mori]

Why must Sweden flagellate?

[greddie]

because tectonic butterfly toast makes for cataclysmic flavored water passages about four times a millennium.

[Memento Mori]

Shaven watermelons. ;)

[greddie]

spelunking dragon fodder

[Slashe50]

Hypodermic people will most likely poke fun at all of yez peepezes. Also, your dual-x chromosomed parental unit called by the fellytone and wanted my to take a picture of a spiny stereo Spyder jacket and proceed to take a gift certificate to Hot Topic and put them both in a blender, creating a jelly-like photographer.

[revertedl]

Tortoise flavored waffles in the Mississippi River walk like the Indigo football cheese.

[Slashe50]

Indigo football cheese actually suffered from polio, and couldn't walk until the Great Plague of 1827 was over. Oh, and you really need to stop drinking coffee that was extracted from a jar of roth, which is a German spice commonly referred to as schnitzel. Which is why Ben Rothlisberger prefers not to have any said spice on his burger.

[greddie]

john wayne

[Memento Mori]

Ovulating caricature; combien monsieur?

[woodyroe]

Ice cream ain't got no bones. How many flapjacks does it take to shingle a dog house? George Forman's my girlfriend but I never fucked her. Watch as I regurgitate peas! Wiggle, wiggle,wiggle!http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/1/thumbs/af5c1da9434d_1.jpg (http://image.pimpandhost.com/guest/1888273_x.html)

[Memento Mori]

Terry Wogan's left shoelace!!!

[woodyroe]

Hav you seen the underbelly of the hymnal? beware the true bacon! I have cheese.Flip that bic, crisp that chick, pop that pimple: You are of a gelatinous mind, bovril.

[Memento Mori]

beware the true bacon!

I lol'd.

[greddie]

uncontrollable chicken licker

[woodyroe]

Flee the wrath of the unavoidable capybara! I will lasso you with great kindness Mr. wong. bring word to the village:CHUNKY!

[Memento Mori]

WhAt a FaNtAsTiC iMaGe. COCK!!

[woodyroe]

Feckless and formless my good man. Mirror images of righteous vernacular have danced in my drink for six millenia. I will now eat cancer cheetos. blasphemy!!!

[Memento Mori]

Ooooobloootakifffaaaaaaaaaaaaaag-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goootablashi!!

[woodyroe]

I dictate spacial relations to beelzebub. deep fried dangle crossed by the last black hole in calcutta created new fear in the west. Occidental! formage and string create walls. Is it safe?

[Memento Mori]

F'lobolob.

[greddie]

Mr. Bob Bob Law

[Memento Mori]

Married to a telegraph pole.

[woodyroe]

bleach is good for kids! Money turns the cat inside out. Villanous brigand! Bow before the might of ether!

[Memento Mori]

Penis envy.

[greddie]

PENIS envy:o

[Memento Mori]

penis ENVY :shy:

[Cacteur]

I have a mangina and when I spread my legs light shines out of it..http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq122/Cacteur/Smilies/105874713c6e2ca41e-1.gif

[sorry, not random but I couldn't resist]

[Slashe50]

Your mangina doesn't have special light, but only the glasses inside your nostrils are relentlessly taught Spanish.

[greddie]

Bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case. Wouldn't you kid?... Because I like you, you don't have to lick them, just dust them with your sleeve.

[Slashe50]

But my sleeve is extremely photosensitive, and therefore is unable to drink the Wii Fit Balance Board.

[greddie]

lol, "but my sleeve is extremely photosensitive"

[Cacteur]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck... :naughty1:

[greddie]

Frank my dear, could you pass me the duck?

[Cacteur]

Wank me here, should your arse be a truck.

[Memento Mori]

I am irrelevant, so dissuade me from lamenting this cocoa puck.

[Slashe50]

Absolutely not, you laptop drinking Wii remote with a large aquamarine tree liquefied into bite sized pieces.

[Cacteur]

got the car out of impound barely in time to get out of good 'ol Arlington I gave her an evil look and walked out feeling conquered. I was and drink cheap coffee I stole from work. stingy Dehlia captured 0n flick 0n thursday the ice-coated skeletal trees. such as the freely available PGP encryption program. And it will showed up and we chatted some. I was beginning to feel the effects.

Leila maliciousness perisher
xoxoxoxo

Don't you love the stuff they put in spam emails to get past your junk mail filters? The blue italics is the link to the 'hot babes'.:)

[greddie]

Brian, he's my drum and bass lion!

[Memento Mori]

Vegetables of inconceivable incandescence.

[Drink_Gas]

But icon of the trees, that can't be gooseable. Incandescence sparks mighty glows conceivably behind perched tables of glory.

[Memento Mori]

That's some mighty strong sandwich glue you have there.

[Drink_Gas]

Bless the reading shirts of the noose.

[Memento Mori]

And what flatulence are you today?

[Drink_Gas]

Lactose.

[Slashe50]

Absolutely not!

[Memento Mori]

Surely incontrovertible, Stanley?

[Drink_Gas]

He's long gone down the grass cutting of city patchworks and mugshots.

[Slashe50]

He was involved in the fatal shooting of the Electric Mugs? How dastardly lampshade.

[greddie]

i wanna kick a hedgehog

[Slashe50]

Rubber bands and toilet fabric softener.

[Drink_Gas]

Suckling slackers shalacked the shack while shackled shockingly without slack.

[Memento Mori]

Ernest Fogglewhopcocklickyummyspecial

[Cacteur]

He tangata pourangi a Memento, nana me te raho pirau, a tana kuri horekau he whaiwhai. :D

Trans: You're mad, your dick stinks and your dogs wont hunt.

[greddie]

Zingelbert Bembledack
"Yingybert Dambleban.
"Zangelbert Bingledack.
"Wengelbert Humptyback.
"Slut Bunwallah."
"What?"
"All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns.
"Steviebuns Buttritrundle."
"Gerry Dorsey, I like Gerry Dorsey."
"No, we can't.
"Zingelbert Bimbledack, Tringelbert
Wangledack, Slut Bunwallah,
"Klingybun Fistelvase,
"Dindelbert Zindeldack,
Gerry Dorsey,
"Engelbert Humptyback,
Zangelbert Bingeldack,
"Engelbert Humperdinck,
Vingerbert Wingeldanck..."
"No, go back one.
"Engelbert Humperdinck. That's it."
And it worked!

[Slashe50]

Oh my Ghandi! Garage band!

[Cacteur]

Aye, an' a bit of mackerel, settler rack and down
Ran it down by the home, and I flew
Well, I slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade
And I cried, cried, cried.

The fear a fallen down had taken, never back the raise
And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore,
Right outta a' pocket, I ran down, down the mountainside
Back on Battlin the fiery horde that was falling around the feet.

Never! He cried, never shall ye get me alive
Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew!
Well, I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust,
And I fell doon before him round his feet. Aye!

A roar he cried!
Frae the bottom of his heart
That I would nay fall but as dead,
Dead as I can by a' feet, d'ya ken?

And the wind cried Mary.

("Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict" from Pink Floyd's "Ummagumma" album, back when they were good. :^_^:)

[Slashe50]

When they were telephone? Please tell me you're only plastic pencil!

[greddie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU0QZQRTNr0

[Slashe50]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

[greddie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

:( this video is not available in my country!

[Slashe50]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg&feature=related

You'll definitely know it.

[Slashe50]

Does anyone orlse have a hankerin' for pulled pork slapped by a peanut brittle?