Memento Mori
6th-December-2007, 01:30 AM
Women goes to buy a parrot. The parrots are £100, £200 and £15. She asks whys the last one so cheap? "Because he use to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She dont mind and buys it at £15. When she gets it home the parrot says "f**k me,a new brothel!". The women finds it funny. When her daughter gets home the parrot says "f**k me,another new prozzie!". The daughter finds it funny too. When the dad gets home the parrot say "f**k me Dave,I havent seen you for weeks!!!!!!"
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