Memento Mori
6th-December-2007, 01:14 AM
snow white,tom thumb and quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates.
snow white says"theres no doubt about it,i'm the fairest in the land"
tom thumb says"theres no doubt about it,i'm the smallest in the land"
quasimodo says"theres no doubt about it,i'm the ugliest in the land"
their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror
the three head off
a few minutes later,the door of the pub bursts open and snow white runs in and says"its official-i'm the fairest in the land!"
shortly afterwards,the door again bursts open and tom thumb runs in and shouts "its official-i'm the smallest in the land!"
five minutes later,the door gets kicked in and quasimodo storms in and bellows "who the **** is jade goody!!"
snow white says"theres no doubt about it,i'm the fairest in the land"
tom thumb says"theres no doubt about it,i'm the smallest in the land"
quasimodo says"theres no doubt about it,i'm the ugliest in the land"
their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror
the three head off
a few minutes later,the door of the pub bursts open and snow white runs in and says"its official-i'm the fairest in the land!"
shortly afterwards,the door again bursts open and tom thumb runs in and shouts "its official-i'm the smallest in the land!"
five minutes later,the door gets kicked in and quasimodo storms in and bellows "who the **** is jade goody!!"